Should I do one, eh?
I think the one below is an inventive idea milked beyond yield.

That's farming talk, you know. So tell me/us/them/oafs in space about a cow you have inserted into star wars to win a prize.

Others might win a prize if they want. But they NEED to want.

The unimaginative need not apply.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:25, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

* Something about YM and Jabba The Hut*
I think this covers the bovine enquiry, also.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:31, Reply)

"You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s milk this cow and go home!”

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:32, Reply)

I'm just wandering here, GJ
I have this strange capacity to be pissed or stoned - the latter tonight - and put sentences together.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:47, Reply)

"That's no MOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:56, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:04, Reply)

I find your lack of friesians disturbing

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:09, Reply)

go stick a cactus up your udder and shit out a spastic child

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:16, Reply)

that would just be copying YM

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:24, Reply)

What are you fuckng on about.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:12, Reply)

"we're gonna need a bigger cow!"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:52, Reply)

"Search your friesians. You know it to be true."

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Have I accidentally wandered into
a home for the bewildered?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Yes.
Yes you have.

Good thing really, at your age it's inevitable that dementia will set in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:05, Reply)

will has
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:22, Reply)

these are not the beefs you're looking for

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:06, Reply)

DELETION!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Disgraceful behaviour.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:12, Reply)

ELE I N ORI
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:15, Reply)

just explain it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:16, Reply)

DORITO
Cos she eats 'em for breakfast innit Cavy
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:17, Reply)

only a heathen would do that
dorritoes are vile, although I understand that their dips claim to start parties. I maintain that Advocaat does. No one agrees with me, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Chili ones DO NOT cure a hangover.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:22, Reply)

THEY HELPED

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)

They helped me want to be sick even more.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)

:)))

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)

even more than her sweaty gunt?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Only just.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:02, Reply)

Blimey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:04, Reply)

Yeah mate, she's hideous, I dunno what the hell I'm thinking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:06, Reply)

did you meet her in a pub in Kensington?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)

No. I can't remember where though so you'll have to hang fire before updating that hilarious meme.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)

have you made her buy you a meat feast pizza yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)

No, we have had one pizza and I paid.
It's not exactly what I hoped for.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)

I'm a bit bored of the whole 'Dearest F' thing now.
Get fucked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)

\o/
It was nice to see you attempt to engage in conversation today rather than just typing 'alright' all the time, you tedious prick.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:22, Reply)

you're challenging Battered here as the voice of the silent majority

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:25, Reply)

I speak merely for myself.
An educated guess is that no one else gives a shit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:26, Reply)

Han Solo being friesian in carbonite or something.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:24, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:35, Reply)

If your mum was TinkyWinky, the telly on her belly would be a wide screen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)