Is doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
It doesn't matter if you're big or small....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*STAB STAB STAB*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I hate the program
but the theme tune IS catchy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I have no idea what you're on about
but it makes me glad I don't have any young children.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I went to my sisiter once and my nephew was watching some children's crap on TV.
Some guy who looked like John C Reilly dressed like an an escapee from a circus fannying about in a virtually bare studio and doing sign language at the same time.

It made me pine for the days of Mary, Mungo and Midge.



( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Mr Tumble
As scary and rapey a clown as it is possible to be
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Oh he's appalling.
Always hanging around with spackers, too. There's something not right about that man *calls Daily Mail with 'scoop'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

That's the guy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

*shivers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Kid's TV (what I've seen of it anyway) today is shit.
Not like in our day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

It doesn't matter if your wife
is 25 FUCKING STONE OF TERMINALLY UNFUNNY CUNT.

Oh yes it does, I'm off, soz Dawn, lol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Ex wife Monty
Get with the programme.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I thought I'd covered that with 'I'm off, soz Dawn'...
No?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Sorry
I thought you were referring to yourself. I thought it was odd at the time...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Heh. Bella from the Tweenies is both more attractive and funnier than Dawn French.
And the actress who played her was once in an episode of "The Young Ones".**


** Go tell your "brother" about that, AA.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I think you'll find
his 'grandfather'* left him that fact in his will.

*the one who climbed Everest and was in the SAS and used to know King Arthur....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Craig Colclough?

(TheColonel, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

No, HE was real.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Apparently they're seperated now.
Play your cards right and you could be waking up at the crack of Dawn.
(TheColonel, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Those cards should be shredded, burnt, and the ashes buried.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)