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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: a 'Taste The Difference' Cottage Pie.
Serves two: eaten by one.

I feel sick and guilty in equal measures.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Pfft!
Those things are never big enough for two.

*has problems with portion size*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Two fucking anorexic dwarves, who've just eaten anyway,
and who don't like cottage pie very much, maybe....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Ditto

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Now that's just plain rude.
Portion size problem or not, Blousie does NOT look like Beth Ditto.

You just bloody well apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I was about to do an edit as a disclaimer for that very misunderstanding
Get out of my head, Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Now that's just plain rude
Riddled and deformed by Massive Drugs or not, Monty does NOT look like the Prince of Wales...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)
If Charles had grown his hair, smoked a little reeeeefah?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)
little?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Now that's just plain rude.
Roota looks nothing like Syd Little.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Hahahaha superb work

I'm going POTD here, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)
How are you doing old chum?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Not bad at all sir.
You?

I was just wondering if you were about, actually...

*switches to gaz*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)
*looks to sky for 'Tugnut' signal'*
or is this about drugs?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Nope, the *other* illegal stuff....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)
...he probably wouldn't be quite such a complete prawn

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
The mouseover I put on the main question has proved true so far.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)
That is because women are ace and don't ruin stuff.
They can only make things more awesome by their presence.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I'm just speculating, but I think it's the breasts that do it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Nail on the head

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I'm not to sure I would be into that, I don't really like voilance.
I'm not saying I wouldn't try it, but I think I would like to get written concent before I go ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Mainly, but there are other factors too.
The minge for example.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I think its the breasts to start with!
You can see them straight away!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Well I don't know the kind of women you hang round with but I don't show my breasts until 3rd base.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Haha!
OK then, breast outline
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)
The same could be said for a fine pair of buttocks.
*recalls bus journey into work this morning*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)
The thought of you sweating profusely
and gawping lasciviously at some poor bloke's arse fills me with disgust.

DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM THE CARTOON???
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
I bet it was the bus drivers arse.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I, also, bet this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I did hear, that he wishes that he could be reincarnated as the driver's seat in that bus.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

seat buttplug
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)
I also heard this.
...but the version I heard featured some horribly lewd suggestions regarding the gearstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I learnt a lot from the cartoon
Mainly that 'my sort' had a lot more fun in biblical times. If you 'know' what I mean.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I DO NOT SIR.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Would you like to 'know?'
*rubs hands lasciviously*
I could teach you so very much...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

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