Insult: Bored of that thread.
Preamble: Right now I know you're all wondering what to get me for christmas, but hey I don't want any presents.

Link Section: If you do insist on getting me a present anything off this list will do just fine: Toms Hardware Holiday Gift Guide 2010

Main question intro: Although that is a great article it is a bit ruined by "models" in cheap "sexy" christmas outfits although the brunet is quite hot

Main Question: What else has been ruined by women today?


Alt question: what's for lunch?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:42, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Can we have an award for the best formatted post of the day?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

it looks like you'll be luck to get any post

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Perfect example of something ruined by a woman right here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

yeah I ruined the pristine page of no replies.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

B3ta's running slow because of the awesomness of that post.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

You can certainly have one
for spelling and grammatical errors of the day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

OH FUCK I DIDNT CAPATILISE CHRISTMAS!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

'Brunet'
Were you trying to refer to a woman with brown hair or a small plant found frequently among grassland?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Also 'bored of'
and the late addition 'capatilise'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yeah, I couldn't work out whether he was doing the latter deliberately...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'm a ridle rapped in a inigma

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Haha!
idle apist
rapp conceal
an inigma the hedges by the side entrance to the station
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

People have been put on ignore for less.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

T3 and Stuff magazine.
And the trouble is, I can't really speak up against that 'cus then I'd look like a nancy-boy.... but it's probably less than 40% actual gadget news now.

And 'cus they're printed media, they make up shit, like last or two they had an article on the 'iPad 2', which wasn't much more than a wishlist.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

speaking of Nancy
what have they done to her? I saw the credits yesterday and she's now blonde and trendy and stuff, wtf?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

It's Sad Times, even _I_ don't consider her my fave any more. Becca would be so disapointed.
She's going through that 50s-retro-chique style, and all of a sudden she's a journelest and not a teacher. I have no clue what happened to Charlie (Becca and [Jason/thinggy-who-I-forgot]]'s son). It's as if that kid never existed.

I'm totally loving the Warren Fox stuff going on at the moment though, I'm looking forward to a big bust-up between Warren and [Irish Wanker].
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

'Ray' though, cor blimey, what a hottie now !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I like breasts as much as the next guy
but I'm not going to wank over some chick pouting and holding a macbook air.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Yeah, a bigger picture of the Macbook would be better for that purpose.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Exactly !
I understand that gadgets want to create lust, but some tart on all fours with a laptop on her back is gonna just make me think about the practicalities of taking a girl from behind while browsing the net on a laptop on her back, and how she would gain heatrash from the overheated battery. Not to mention the lack of stability causing typos, causing me to have to re-enter my password on Play.com when ordering a new Xbox Game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

For lunch I'm having vegetable couscous, a mug of green tea and a cigarillo.
Not today, but women ruined football. No women no kids should be the rule.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

You eat more healthy than I do *laughs*
And your not even a hippy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Everything I eat is healthy, compared to how I used to be it's ridiculous.
Don't do any exercise so eat well instead to maintain my er, perfect figure.

*kisses guns*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Just been eating Tyrell's habas fritas.
Lightly spiced cooked broad beans.

Sverynice!
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

boring question is boring
much much more importantly, i am wearing a brand new top today, which in hindsight (and foresight and sidesight) has turned out to be a total fashion faux pas. it is lower cut than i realised and gathered under the boobs and then flowing for the rest, so that - well, let's just say two of the secretaries have already told me confidentially that they assume i won't be drinking at the christmas do tomorrow. it is going on the fire when i get home.

plus i now have german with Insolvencyboy and he'll never ever sleep with me if he thinks i am already 3 months gone...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I have this problem with tops all the time.
I hate being apple shaped.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

You'll have to just say a couple of more words because I don't get it.
edit: Ohh now I get it
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

shush it nonce
Also i just translated beanbag as "nutsack" :(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Quality!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Ich mag die Busten

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I like breasts.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I have breasts.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You're skyrocketing in my estimation.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I thought that might pull you in.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

You're welcome to pull me in anytime

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I dunno.
You've been around a bit ; )
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

What happens on Clapham Common
Stays on Clapham Common.

_{And pays the bills.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

And the Freds, Daves, etc...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

That's Mr Oaten to you.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I got conned by iTunes and X-Factor last night.
I wanted all the Matt Cardel stuff that I could get, 'cus I quite like him, esspesh his cover of "Bleeding Love". So there I am, clicking through, minding my own buisness, getting the songs... I go to my iPhone to listen to them on the way into work, and half the songs are duplicates over two different albums ! And there are load of "Audio Messages" that I really don't give a shit about.

I really hope he wins, 'cus I would listen to his albums I think.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Alt: Venison casserole and mash
Had it last night, made too much mash, so brought the mash and tub of stew to work. Cracking stuff, and I've still got a load of it left.

I'm possibly talking about it too much but I love it when a meal comes together.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Happy with it, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Now, there's topic - Mash, how do you do yours?
I'm a straightorward "water-in-oil emulsion derived from vegetable/animal fats, with a fat content of at least 80% but less than 90%, that remain solid at a temperature of 20°C and are suitable as spread" and nutmeg kinda guy.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I like to fuck about with the mash format.
Couple of parsnips in the mix, perhaps - or some turnip or swede or whatever. Maybe some grain mustard or horseradish (wasabi mash is quite good).

Or finely-chopped spring onions and cheddar. I consider mash to be a blank canvas on which to create artistic nommery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Turnips are good for adding a subtle but distinctive sweetness to the mix.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

If I have to be killed in some food based accident.
I want to drown in a vat of mashed potato.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

OOh no BGB. It would have to be all runny if you were to drown in it. Runny mash is unacceptable.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

It doesn't have to be that runny.
I would just not be able to breath and die.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I think, strictly speaking, that would be suffocating, which would be far more acceptable, obviously.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Nice, but the stuffed shirts on the committee won't like it.
It'll be a bit like that film "Strictly Ballroom" but with mashing instead of mincing.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Oh yes!
I love mash - loads of butter and cheese, all mixed up then back in the oven to crisp up the top and melt the extra cheese!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Or.....
boiled sweet potato, mashed and mixed with cheese and sweated off onion. Chuck an egg and some flour in, mix up then back in the oven. Amazing!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Damn work for making me miss a mash thread
I quite by accident stumbled across the half parsnip, half potato mash and it's fabulous and what I mostly do these days. Unfortunately I used my parsnip in the stew so this was just regular mash.

Having drained the potatoes, I scoop them to one side of the pan still on the heat and add a knob of butter, a dollop of creme fraiche, some cumin and some nutmeg if I had any to the other side.
When the butter has melted - and the potatoes dried out a little - I mash it all up. Fab.

I keep meaning to get some nutmeg but forget when I'm actually shopping, so I've tried ginger, coriander, tarragon or sage so far as substitutes. Most are fine, probably wouldn't use tarragon again though.

I'll be adding chopped chives next time, I reckon. Either that or use mascarpone instead of creme fraiche.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Alt: a 'Taste The Difference' Cottage Pie.
Serves two: eaten by one.

I feel sick and guilty in equal measures.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Pfft!
Those things are never big enough for two.

*has problems with portion size*
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Two fucking anorexic dwarves, who've just eaten anyway,
and who don't like cottage pie very much, maybe....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Ditto

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Now that's just plain rude.
Portion size problem or not, Blousie does NOT look like Beth Ditto.

You just bloody well apologise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I was about to do an edit as a disclaimer for that very misunderstanding
Get out of my head, Charles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Now that's just plain rude
Riddled and deformed by Massive Drugs or not, Monty does NOT look like the Prince of Wales...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

If Charles had grown his hair, smoked a little reeeeefah?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

little?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Now that's just plain rude.
Roota looks nothing like Syd Little.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Hahahaha superb work

I'm going POTD here, actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

How are you doing old chum?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Not bad at all sir.
You?

I was just wondering if you were about, actually...

*switches to gaz*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*looks to sky for 'Tugnut' signal'*
or is this about drugs?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Nope, the *other* illegal stuff....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

...he probably wouldn't be quite such a complete prawn

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

The mouseover I put on the main question has proved true so far.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

That is because women are ace and don't ruin stuff.
They can only make things more awesome by their presence.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'm just speculating, but I think it's the breasts that do it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Nail on the head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'm not to sure I would be into that, I don't really like voilance.
I'm not saying I wouldn't try it, but I think I would like to get written concent before I go ahead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Mainly, but there are other factors too.
The minge for example.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I think its the breasts to start with!
You can see them straight away!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Well I don't know the kind of women you hang round with but I don't show my breasts until 3rd base.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Haha!
OK then, breast outline
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

The same could be said for a fine pair of buttocks.
*recalls bus journey into work this morning*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

The thought of you sweating profusely
and gawping lasciviously at some poor bloke's arse fills me with disgust.

DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM THE CARTOON???
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I bet it was the bus drivers arse.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I, also, bet this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I did hear, that he wishes that he could be reincarnated as the driver's seat in that bus.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

seat buttplug
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I also heard this.
...but the version I heard featured some horribly lewd suggestions regarding the gearstick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I learnt a lot from the cartoon
Mainly that 'my sort' had a lot more fun in biblical times. If you 'know' what I mean.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I DO NOT SIR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Would you like to 'know?'
*rubs hands lasciviously*
I could teach you so very much...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I've ruined the trashcan by throwing my gum in, There's about a thousand pieces in there. Shan't be scraping.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Freeze them with a deoderant can and then you can just flick them off.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Top tip!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Or put the bin in the freezer.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Or just buy a new bin.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Or just use that one for "gum"
and try to fill it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

hahaha eeeww

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Just trying to save you some work!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

You may have money to throw away on new bins but some people have to be careful.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I know yeah
Hark at him, the Viv Nicholson of refuse containers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

She's 74 now.
I bet she has some cracking memories to dawdle away the days.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Actually thinking about this
How would Kristine throw her bin away? She would have no bin.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Is that what you do to your victims?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

If you ask your fiancé nicely I'm sure he'll oblige.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Please don't give him any more ideas.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

The word 'gobshite' invades a Wikipedia entry
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Beam
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

^ This is brilliant
We have to get this quoted in another journal - apparently they have some policy whereby, if the article is quoted by a reliable edited source, such as a newspaper, it becomes fact.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Gobshite is a fantastic insult

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

LET IT GO SCOUSERS

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

One of my favorite insults.
Along with pillock.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Helmet is better than both of those.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I'm currently trialling "knobber"
as a generic insult
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I see your helmet and raise my dicksplash.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

You'll set Crow off again if you're not very careful.
He's probably tenting like a nomad as I'm typing this ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

hahaha!
trainingcourselol again!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Normally I would rise to this sort of baiting (*sniggers*)
But 'tenting like a nomad' is too funny for my ire to overcome.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

It's more economical than my own
'tenting like Black's Camping Shop on a sunny Bank Holiday weekend', for sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Haha!
Well, that certainly filled my sleeping bag...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Unfurled, dear boy, unfurled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Just the way I like you.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Will you three get a room please.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Unfurled, and with a row of boy scouts saluting alongside me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It's a very distinctive salute
Do they all get a run up the flagpole?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Put it this way,
if there was a 'bumming' badge they'd all get one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

A bumming badge?
For BEING BUMMED? Like the LITTLE BUMMER-BOYS THEY ARE?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

'Paruppa-pum-pum' indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I believe the original lyrics were
"I'm up in your bum"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Are you officially calling me a master baiter?
Not the first time, probably not the last ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Oh, beshrew me, you're in good fooling today.
Yes, I am. I shall make you a little framed certificate in recognition of your achieved status.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

wahey!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Yes folks, it's Carry On Off Topic
Ooo, suit yourselves ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

*walks shakily with tray full of drinks in the manner of Jack Douglas*

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It's been a long time....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Zyoualwayshavetohavethelastsaydon'tyouINCOMBOBREAKERG!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Oh, I fully intend to Carry On Camping

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Well Carry on at your Convenience.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I might just do that.
Mr Singh is very understanding, and I am a regular customer after all...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Infamy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It's more like a bivvy

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Try out
Podge and Rodge, for some fantastic insults such as "Scutterin' gobsheen".......i shan't spoil the fun, go on, get onto google or YouTube........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I had a late breakfast with poppet
so no lunch until later
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

How is the Nomadic pathalogical liar?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Blimey, did she say something about you being charming and witty?

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

+from the safety of a wigwam

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

She fucking better had,
I made it quite clear that was how I should be described.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Every time you explain this scheme
I just imagine Zippy (of Rainbow fame), saying
"I really am very clever, you know."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

This actually made me chuckle
in the office.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Where laughter is NOT PERMITTED?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)