The word 'gobshite' invades a Wikipedia entry
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Beam
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:39, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^ This is brilliant
We have to get this quoted in another journal - apparently they have some policy whereby, if the article is quoted by a reliable edited source, such as a newspaper, it becomes fact.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Gobshite is a fantastic insult

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

LET IT GO SCOUSERS

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

One of my favorite insults.
Along with pillock.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Helmet is better than both of those.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I'm currently trialling "knobber"
as a generic insult
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I see your helmet and raise my dicksplash.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

You'll set Crow off again if you're not very careful.
He's probably tenting like a nomad as I'm typing this ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

hahaha!
trainingcourselol again!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Normally I would rise to this sort of baiting (*sniggers*)
But 'tenting like a nomad' is too funny for my ire to overcome.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

It's more economical than my own
'tenting like Black's Camping Shop on a sunny Bank Holiday weekend', for sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Haha!
Well, that certainly filled my sleeping bag...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Unfurled, dear boy, unfurled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Just the way I like you.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Will you three get a room please.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Unfurled, and with a row of boy scouts saluting alongside me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It's a very distinctive salute
Do they all get a run up the flagpole?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Put it this way,
if there was a 'bumming' badge they'd all get one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

A bumming badge?
For BEING BUMMED? Like the LITTLE BUMMER-BOYS THEY ARE?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

'Paruppa-pum-pum' indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I believe the original lyrics were
"I'm up in your bum"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Are you officially calling me a master baiter?
Not the first time, probably not the last ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Oh, beshrew me, you're in good fooling today.
Yes, I am. I shall make you a little framed certificate in recognition of your achieved status.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

wahey!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Yes folks, it's Carry On Off Topic
Ooo, suit yourselves ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

*walks shakily with tray full of drinks in the manner of Jack Douglas*

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It's been a long time....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Zyoualwayshavetohavethelastsaydon'tyouINCOMBOBREAKERG!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Oh, I fully intend to Carry On Camping

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Well Carry on at your Convenience.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I might just do that.
Mr Singh is very understanding, and I am a regular customer after all...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Infamy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It's more like a bivvy

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Try out
Podge and Rodge, for some fantastic insults such as "Scutterin' gobsheen".......i shan't spoil the fun, go on, get onto google or YouTube........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)