Man, do we! AND THEN SOME.
We do an 18-hour prog freakout that deals with the theme of pies, cake and Frubes – all refracted through the psychedelic prism of our mini-bar guitars.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Will there be ice skating dragons?

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Only in your miiiind, maaannn.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:23, Reply)

We will take you to a plateau above ice skating dragons

(TheColonel, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:23, Reply)

They'll be dragons and wizards and lords of the underworld and kings and queens and NOMbies. Lots and lots of Nombies.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I can't help but think
my original concept for 'Technicolour Dirty Protest' is somehow being perverted.

I am seriously considering LEAVING MY OWN BAND.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Be sure to sue them afterwards for daring to carry on using the name 'Technicolour Dirty Protest' in your absence.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Look here Sonny Jim.
As facking manager I do the advising, all right.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:33, Reply)

And as parasitic hanger-on
I spread animosity and deceit amongst the band members for no other reason than that I couldn't think of anything better to do with my life, and it least if I can get all these cocking musicians out of the way then MONTY MIGHT BE ALL MINE.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:38, Reply)

My boy's available for a handsome price.
Gaz me for details.
fackin' bender
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

We should do a side project which uses nothing but white noise and feedback
and samples of our own bowel movements.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:27, Reply)

You'd sound like The Velvet Underground

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

But who would provide the gratingly tuneless yet inexplicably smug-sounding vocal style of Lou Reed?
Oh, wait a minute...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:39, Reply)

'Dr Poo and the Turdis'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:31, Reply)

my mate used to be in a band called Walter Shortage and the Hose Pipe Band

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I despise myself for worklolling.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Ahem.
YOUR OWN band?!
(TheColonel, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I was there from the start, man.
The name comes from me, and I provided a key part of the original vision. YOU CAN'T REWRITE HISTORY, MAN. You 'Dave Gilmour' muthafucka.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:30, Reply)

That's it.
I'm gonna call the boys, Cornershop are coming back baby.
You just wait.
(TheColonel, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I've had a fucking BRIMFUL of your shit, YOU CUNT
*swings at thin air*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

"Sleep on the left side keep your sword hand free"
You've got love songs that include combat advice.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:39, Reply)