Yes, collect everything together and set light to it
There's quite enough zombie shit around thank you very much
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:19, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

NOM NOM NOM

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Strike me. I actually agree with you on this one.
Zombies are overdone. I write about vampires and the pain of being immortal and loveless, and the fragile beauty of that one special mortal. I feel there's an under-exploited niche to be filled here.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

this is actually why I stopped writing my book
fuck you, stephanie meyers
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

write about werewo..oh wait
write about wizar...oh wait
write about people who work in the post office. That hasn't been done.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Er, Factotum by Bukowski is sort of Post Office related.

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

And its popularity has swept the nation.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Postman Pat?

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

touche Ducky

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

clever kitty, always there for me
xx
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Terry Pratchett - Going Postal

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Oh god yes. Right in the eye socket.
Although I reserve that particular hate for Sergei Lukyanenko, author of the Night watch series. The really annoying part was that I also read them before I started writing mine, and it only sunk in five months in.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Apparently Tolkien was big muckers with CS Lewis and they'd "try out" their material on each other.
Tolkein had to explain who a new character was, when quizzed by Lewis during a reading. Reportedly Lewis responded to the explanation with an anguished "Not another fucking Goblin".

Your post made me think of this and I commend it to the board.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I don't believe this
because I cannot imagine Lewis saying 'fuck'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:38, Reply)

But, I heard it on Radio 4.

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

he said frakking
/fuck you Battlestar Galactica
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Don't diss BSG

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:44, Reply)

yeah or the frakkin cylos will come and get you.
Especially that Costa one, she's the shiznit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)

FUCK YOU BITCH

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

hahaha
enjoying my delicious bait there are we chompy?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I have also heard this story
Or at least, a variation in which the outcry was
"Not another fucking elf story!"

I have also had a pint in the pub where these readings took place.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

The Eagle and Child
great pub, nice barstaff, decent food, mite expensive. Student review 8 and a half Jaegerbombs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

That's the badger.
Not sure I trust this "student review" scheme though...has this been properly syndicated?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

It's just me
and my desiccated liver
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:44, Reply)

See, at least my ratings are put to a council vote
Once I have enough pink elephants for quorum.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

My liver gets a vote
but neither I nor it ever choose to abstain
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)

That would make better sense
Speaking as a PratchettDwarf cuntstain, I thought 'hold on, Tolkein's goblins are not really individual characters. Why would he be introducing 'another' one, to the annoyance of Lewis?'

*adjusts Simpsons tie*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Unless, of course,
the reason his famous books focus so much on the plight of hobbits, and reduce the goblins to an anonymous horde, is because of the terrible slight he suffered at the acid tongue of a slightly intoxicated Lewis. Perhaps he decided from that evening on that people would be more receptive to hobbits than "another fucking goblin."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

And this pair have taped seams and are fully breathable.

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Vented gusset?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

*slaps face*

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

But......but........

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

NOM NOM NOM!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You only go to pubs in the hope of another fucking gobblin'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I heard that Gollum
was actually based on CS Lewis. It was an attempt to reconcile the different facets of Lewis's changing spirituality- the reason why Gollum's loyalty wavers back and forth
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I heard people read too much into a childrens fantasy story

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Well I heard it on Radio One
and that makes it true

(I may have made the whole thing up)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Yer, I'll take that commendation
mum would be so proud
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)