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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Has Lusty been too rough with you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
*struggles to not tell salacious anecdote*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)
'A gentleman never tells,' my arse...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)
A great many gentlemen, and some not-so-gentlemen
have 'told' your arse a great deal over the years, I'll warrant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)
Ooh, I'll bet they have!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)
how could he tell your arse anything?
its an arse, it won't hear....
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)
It learns from experience.
Painful experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)
You'd be surprised
After all these years of abuse, it has susprising acoustic properties!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)
So it's not just your hair that's flappy?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)
The boy's rectum is as ragged as a windsock at Biggin Hill.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
What can I say?
If you're still planning to get your cabbage crate up there today then chocks away!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)
'choc's away', more like

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)
Oh, very droll sir, very droll.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Madam, you should behold my monumental bumgrapes...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
You should make port out of those muthafuckas.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)
Just please, please remove them *before* you try to tread them.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)
(You might never see your foot again...)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)
... do I want to know?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
I expect not.
Though most people are usually amused to shout at it and listen for the echo...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

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