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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have no appetite at the moment, due to suffering badly with the jeffaids
and mr b3th has spent the last two days effectively bribing me into eating. Some of his methods are underhand, to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Did he wrap his cock in some bacon?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)
*bokes*
he bought a bone for the dog, who then got all excited and paw-giving-y, and he wouldn't give it to him (the dog) until I had eaten some of my lunch.

How am I supposed to resist that kind of pressure?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Bloody hell! the bastard.
Using a poor defensless animal in torturing you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)
he turned to this
after failing with the family sized bar of dairy milk, tube of pringles, share sized bag of maltesers, bag of liquorice allsorts, bag of liquorice comfits, and box of mini magnums.

Now, in real life, most of that wouldn't have even touched the sides.

I must be really ill.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Same here.
If I'm off my food then you might as well measure me up for a coffin there and then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)
and yet
I don't appear to have lost any weight, and indeed still feel like a fat bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)
: (
Life is cruel Mrs B3th.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Depends which way you look at it
I'm sure Jeff pays extra for that sort of thing down at the kennels...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)
According to him they're begging for it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Genius.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)
pigs in blankets

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Sis!
You're still crook eh?
Oh, and that thing you've got today, er, hope it's either happy or well-postponed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

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