I wouldn't bother doing that, it's an epic amount of effort for not much reward
Just get a good turkey in the first place and don't let it dry out when you are cooking it. Mind you, I'm not averse to a bit of Nigella. Dirtier than a Cornish tin miner's sock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Those little set-pieces they do at the end of the episodes piss me off though.
Oh, here's Nigella, she's come to the kitchen in the middle of the night for a nibble. What's she got? Oh! Something on a piece of slate, it looks delicious. What this? She's got some kind of sauce! My god! She's putting the sauce on the delicious-looking thing. Fuck me, John, she just licked her finger! Look at her, she's smiling! *EXPLOooODES*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm the same, it's shit
But one a few weeks back did make me smile. She cut a slice of carrot cake, slapped some cream on top, and walked off. 5 seconds later, she took the rest of the cake. Mildly amusing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Oh, I've no idea about her TV programs

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

This just about sums it up perfectly
courtesy of Shooting Stars www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Well don't stop, I'm almost done...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

You should have seen her 'fisting' the chocolate brownies....
Filth.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

A thick layer of frosting seems to have appeared over my desk...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Problem is I'm cooking a turkey on a budget, in a small oven.
So I'm buying a relativley cheap one to start with so need to get as much flavour into it as possible before it goes in the oven.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

isn't the answer to both your problems
chicken?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Find me a chicken that'll feed 14 and I'll show you a turkey.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

serve it with lots and lots of vegetables?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

with to

Spastics don't eat much.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)