Fuck your lunch.
Tell me why Baldmonkey will be getting your vote as B3tan of the Year.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:49, 34 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've already stated my case on QOTW.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

How does it feel to have been nominated yourself?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Bit of a shock really.
I guess those merkins know their onions.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

And how do you rate your chances?
(Bearing in mind that your main rival for the title appears to be a man whose response to any exciting news is to post pictures of Japanese women doing weird things with squid...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

The irony is
that the thrust of the question is not 'who is b3tan of the year'; merely, who should be b3ta's person of the year instead of 'Time's'... there's a discreet difference.

Yes, I have become a curmudgeonly pedant overnight. Now teapot for me, boy; teapot as you've never teapotted before.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah, I did spot that, but it seems appropriate that the nominee should be a b3tan, in keeping with the place's naturally extreme cliquiness

Go on then, as it's your birthday...
I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
*whips out 'spout'*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

*gets magnifying glass*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Oh, well since you're down there...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Sorry, I think my back's just gone...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Not good.
While I am one of the few women on the internet,(allegedly), I doubt I can compete with such gargantuan wakiness that it can be seen from space.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Who's baldmonkey?
/stock response is stock response.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Who sung this?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I have no idea, al.
I'm 40 now; my memory's not what it was yesterday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

What!? Speak up! I can't hear you Grandad, you're mumbling again!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Would you like to sit on my knee and suck on a Werthers?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Would I!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Right, come here young man
and I'll tell you a story about the strange afternoon when some 'coloureds' moved into the house next door.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That is what Mr Harrelson would be called if he was from Birmingham.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Because he's the wackiest wackster in wacky town

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

He really isn't, though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

If you know somebody wackier, i'd like to meet them
and kill them
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I'd rather Wack them

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

It's wacaday
no school today
So what you gonna do?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Kill Timmy fucking Mallet hopefully
Dear God, the man was an embarrassment in his day; even more so now. The 'hilariously' spectacled waste of sperm.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I saw the video to "itsy bitsy teeny weeny" the other day
the girl in the bikini gave me the horn, she really did. Thin & pretty & lovely.

I hope she kept her good looks and figure, just like Madchen Amik from Twin Peaks.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Phwoooargh.
And Sherilyn Fenn!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Series 2 finale tonight, 9pm on the Horror Channel
Damn fine coffee, and HOT!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

*sings* "...than Fleetwood Mac (them)."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Ahh the Reynolds Girls...
what a sack of shite
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Fucking earworm now.
Thanks for that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:16, Reply)

He's got smashing breasts

( broadsword, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

HOLY SHIT!
He has BREASTS!?
(TheColonel, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

He's a tit.
So possibly, yeah.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)

how very dare you

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 4:21, Reply)