WOO and, if I may make so bold, FUCKIN' HOO!!
I have now officially finished work* until the 4th of January.
Tell me how great I am.

* Yeah right, like it's really 'work'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:12, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

are you a teacher?

( jenpots, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Lucky bastard.
I'm in until lunch time on Christmas Eve; then i have to do a 120 mile round trip to pick my Dad up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I'm in until lunchtime Wednesday
Then the boss is taking me and the other guy in the office to an Indian for our Christmas 'party'
( jenpots, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Wooo!
You should get really drunk and cop off with the other guy to make your boss feel jealous
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

:o(
No. They are both older than my Dad.
( jenpots, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

What's that as a percentage of your age then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

are you older than half their age plus 7
that's the rules, i heard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Woo! I've just realised everyone over 30 is fair game.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)

and I can go for boys who are 24
I might not, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

And I could go for ladies who are 25.
I probably won't, as I've never been in a position where I can afford to have views and opinions on who gives me attention.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Taking that rule into account...
I could go for 32 year olds

but I doubt I could handle 30 of them

Aithangyew
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

No I'm not
I'm considerably younger than them
( jenpots, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

wicked! You rule!
I finished work yesterday because today was a snow day. now I just have all the work I have to do at home
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I have just had to check what day of the week christmas day is on
Saturday? No change from a normal week then...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

that's how I was when I worked in a shop
worked christmas eve putting out january sales stuff and boxing day exchanging all the crap people didn't want for christmas.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I once worked in a shop on christmas day (well, the evening shift)
i'm such a hero, but where's my parade?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

oh man, that sucks
there needs to be a 'be nice to people in shops' day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I didn't mind too much (actually I volunteered)
it got me away from my tedious family
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Nope I'm not a teacher...
I'm a sticky tape salesman! Although I may not be soon if my tightarse stingy cunt of a boss doesn't come up with a decent salary offer instead of the ..... WAIT FOR IT.... 1.5% he's offered so far.
I don't think he liked the increduluos 'HOW MUCH! when he announced it or the 'Tell you what - keep it' which followed.
Nice guy, just tight as a crab's arsehole.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Hello Captain : )
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Yo Blousie!
How's things? Have you found a young virile man to satisfy your basest urges yet? And if not, why not!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Hell no! no one is interested.
But I'm still smiling.......just.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Aaaw kitten!
I'm sure there's some studmuffin just waiting to be exhausted by your raging libido.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I'd settle for a cuddle to be honest.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Aaaw
Next time we meet I'll give you a big beardy man-hug all to yourself
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)

*glees*

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Completely unrelated: For those of you wondering if you could machine embroider photographs...YOU CAN!
Up2.it/ali/sewn+photo_small.jpg

well, I can.
(the original photo was taken with a digital pinhole camera I made)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Is that some sort of magic eye thing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

nah, it's just very low res
i just pulled apart a webcam and made a pinhole camera with it, took some pictures, printed them and then embroidered them.

it is a picture of an eye, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:07, Reply)