I would like to thank whoever it was on here
who recommended I watch the copy of 'Dead Snow' that my brother gave me. I had an hour and a half of my life that I wanted to completely fucking waste watching a load of total awful boring fucking toss, and it really fitted the bill, so, thanks!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:51, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

To be fair
it could have been any number of these fair denizens.

Nazi Zombies, right?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

*sighs* yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I haven't seen it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Do yourself a favour and don't.
It's a 'knowing' genre-referencing black comedy.


Trans: it's a heap of fucking gay shit with tired cliches and nothing funny at all about it at all: avoid like the plague.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I fear that my busy schedule* may prevent me from doing so anyway.
*muttering about the price of butter, the state of the roads and wondering where I've left my keys. And what constitutes 'fashion' these days. Have you seen the kids wandering around with their jeans slung below their arses? I ask you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Jeans below the arses was years ago DG
Do try to keep up, darling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Not round here, unfortunately.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Really?!
How far North do you live?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)

South east corner of the Northumberland.
Which probably explains it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Ah yes
I believe that in the UK guide book Northumberland is described as "Worse than Scaro"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

We have some fucking excellent castles.
Monty would back me up on this one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I believe Scaro has some interesting topographical aspects
That doesn't mean I'd want to go there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Maybe you should come over to mine and we can
play some Nazi Zombies together. It's a videogame.

You like them, right?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Totally love them. With all my heart.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

MASSIVE LIES ON LINE, RIGHT HERE!
God, you'll be doing massive drugs next and claiming you once touched a woman.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Unfortunately you get to kill the Zombies
not lead them and take over the world.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Maybe he should play Dungeon Keeper?
Sadly, Monty, that's not a Fritzl version of The Sims.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Maybe I shouldn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I can imagine you as a Dungeons and Dragons
Master actually.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Please don't. I feel soiled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

"You open the door to see Hitler doing Massive Drugs off of your mum's tits"
"Himmler pulls out a wicked SS ceremonial sword and advances. Roll for initiative".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

"Now deduct your untermenschen modifier, and... oh dear, Himmler's superior Aryan genes allow him to slay you like the filth you are."

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

It's a click from me here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

also from the resident role player

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Hahaha!
I was one of them. Did the nazi theme not make up for all the zombies then?
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

No, it did not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Oh well!
Can I recommend The Horde. It's a French zombie film with drug dealers in it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:57, Reply)

No, you may not recommend it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

like you would have spent the time wisely otherwise

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)