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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's pink? Breast cancer or something, I think.
How about a nice pastel baby blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
That's the cot death ribbon

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)
God, there's a bloody coloured ribbon for every stupid little thing.
What about something IMPORTANT, like Darth's plight?

Stupid, selfish dead babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)
perhaps you need a very specific shade
like puce or cerise?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)
It should be encrusted with diamante studs.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)
or spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Or both.
For that 'really gay' look. And perhaps a simple little picture of a prolapsed anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Fuck you DG
and your ninja fingers. I was typing "encrusted with rhinestones" but decided to go for the generic "glitter" down there.

Seems we're all predictable when it comes to Darth's rampant queendom.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)
In this complicated universe
it's a comforting thing that some things are constant.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Also, if you want to go for a little glitter 'down there'.
Go right ahead. Apparently it's quite fashionable nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Are you suggesting she glam up her clam?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Clitter!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
It's not my joke, I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)
If anything, the fact that it's actually called "Vajazzling" is even funnier.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)
what?!
that sounds amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)
A friend of mine suggested we double-team and get that together
Unfortunately mine would just sit alone in my knickers, unseen. No dick would dance below the disco ball of my mons pubis.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Surely it would provide an unnaceptable level of abrasion?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
When you have sex, do you rub your dick along the mons pubis?
Fuck no. As far as I know the gems are limited to there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Not usually, but I'm not keen on grating the tip of my nose off.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Point.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)
For some women, it would give the level of purchase required
Like using sand as a lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
what possble function could it serve?
by the time someone's looking, they are pretty much distracted. Unless of course boys only like sparkly bit now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)
It'd be the only way to get Darth to take a second look.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Haha, totally this.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)
They were talking about it on the radio the other day.
I nearly choked on me werthers!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
I have a wonderful picture of a misprinted Girls Aloud bio
entitled "Dreams that Clitter"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Aye, all the classy birds are getting vajazzled.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)
A friend told me about vajazzling
But I was too drunk to believe her. Why oh why would a woman consider it even a remotely good idea? Make it neat and presentable, sure, but don't make it look like it should be fastened with magnets to a fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I did want a dermal there
That would look cool. But I can't :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)
That is gutting
Maybe surface bars would work?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I'm off surface bars
With dermals I have seen the light. They are so, so much less fuss than surface bars.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Yes you really are, generally
But some of the ideas being chucked about here are making me chuckle.

Also; dried-on spunk looks a bit like glitter, so I think Lampito's idea wins
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)
o_O
...not sure what I can say to that.

I feel a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
At the spunk/glitter comparison?
Or because I paid you a vague compliment? Don't worry, you can't catch it by association
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
The dried on spunk.
I'm a bit funny about bodily fluids.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Noted
with apologies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
this isn't some kind of originality competition
you're a raving bertie woofter, and we are telling you so.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)
To be honest, we're not that original when it comes to the "Crow"n Prince of Bumming.
Just take 2 LIMP WRISTS, a GAPING ANUS and a COQUETTISH WINK, bung it in a TEAPOT and MINCE AROUND A BIT until it's nicely incorporated.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)
^ this

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Haven't you got baking to do, woman?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I find it amusing that someone who acts more like a woman than I do
Is trying to be a chauvinist.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
I'll admit I'm bad at chauvanism
but it seemed more inventive than "fuck off"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Bless
You're worse than someone who is PMS-ing, you really are. Lighten the fuck up, I thought you homosexualists were all happiness and sunshine?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Not when people ruin our SCD-related fun we're not
I actually want to Jive on my dickhead colleague's throat. Whilst being partnered by The Widdecombe.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Even she isn't that desperate for a partner

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Sorry
What part of "fuck off" above are you struggling to comprehend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Why aren't I allowed to join in the fun of calling you a bumder?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)
My apologies
ALL of you fuck off

Better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Thank you

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Look at us being civil to each other
I'm not sure I like it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Season of good will, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Let's see how many B3tans that extends to
In the interest of the same, I should say that I actually have no problem with Northumberland, and would like to apologise for insinuating that it bore resemblance to a planet wasted by a millennia-long war of attrition
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)
S'alright darth.
Internet banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)
I really need to get my head around this concept, don't I

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I know, that was civil, wasn't it.
I don't like it, it feels dirty.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)
And dirty is... bad?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Valid point.
I should have said "I feel a bit sick".
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I have that effect on a lot of people
It's the face that does it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)
The 'soon to be on the telly' face!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Yep
I fully expect emergency services to be inundated with calls as several million people spontaneously lose their lunches at exactly the same moment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)
You two are like the Batman and Catwoman of O/T
At each others throats one minute, the next, teaming up for the greater good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Plus, Darth looks great in a catsuit
He even brings his own.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Wrong on both counts
Especially the first
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)
What a shame
You could buy one for the sake of saving /OT though, right?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Why on earth would I have any interest in saving this motley bunch of miscreants?
I doubt they'd thank me if I rode to the rescue in something that tight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Yeah, but if you're not catwoman that means I have to be.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)
We could take a vote on it
But I'm pretty confident that given the choice of you or I in a PVC catsuit B3ta, and indeed the sighted world, would prefer you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Let's ask them.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This can't end well for you
Either B3ta votes that you have to be Catwoman, or that they'd rather see me in a catsuit than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)
That's what I want to know.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)
That is by far the greatest compliment any B3tan has ever given me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)
You're certainly bad at spelling it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I raise my glass to your father.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I'd prefer purple
It's on-trend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)

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