So are you
You're just some way behind me. Physically, at least
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Apparently I'm in the prime of my life.
Apparently.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I assume you're athletically vaulting your sofa in between posting replies

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I just walked all the way from the computer to the microwave
To get some more mulled wine.

That's enough exercise for one day.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

It annoys the fuck out of me that you're not fat

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

It annoys the fuck out of me that you're not straight

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

No it doesn't
You enjoy talking about your erroneous perception of my sexuality far too much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

^ classic 'bender talk'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Hang about
Are you - YOU - implying that elaborate wordplay and the use of several syllables where one will suffice are symptoms of Bumderism? Don't let the closet door hit you on the way out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

No,
I'm saying anything you post is 'classic bender talk'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

You weren't though, were you
Not originally.

*knowing grin*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Stop trying to bumder Monty
You know he's easily suggestible.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

He's going to be getting a faceful of hot meat tonight
and I know for a fact that his arse will be sore tomorrow morning.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

But if you were straight
we'd have nothing to tease you about.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I'm sure we'd manage somehow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Categorically untrue
I am straight, and it doesn't seem to be stopping you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Well now we're going to tease you for lying about your sexuality.
You need to meet Janice Battersby and come clean

www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/2010/12/20/tory-mp-nigel-evans-reveals-he-is-gay-after-confessing-secret-to-coronation-street-star-vicky-entwistle-115875-22795115/
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Eeh!
You'd never think it to look at him, would you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Yeah, by rights I should be a heffalump.
The best thing about burgeoning alcoholism is that you often forget to eat :)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Ironic
It's the booze, rather than food, that stops me from becoming thin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Yeah, but it's much more fun
Plus, Guinness is a meal, right?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

So you can do one or the other and stay thin... tough choice
Are you sure it's not just because, in the words of Arnold Jonathan Judas Rimmer BSc, SSc, up until a certain age you can eat and drink whatever you like and your metabolism just handles it?

If this theory is true, I want words with my metabolism for waving Rimmer's little white flag at the age of 13
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

It certainly applied to me up until about the age of 32.
My marriage crumbling and a sudden diet of junk and booze didn't help, either.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

But all I do is drink and eat junk food
I've never been properly fed, I'm from the North.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

It was a short period in my life.
Unfortunately it made its mark. And I'm a lazy fucker when it comes to exercise.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:49, Reply)

21 years and counting
*looks smug and waits for inevitable comeuppance in the next ten years*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I hope not
Although you get some points for quoting Red Dwarf.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Thought you'd like that
Shameless pandering, there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Well I like pandering and Red Dwarf
Double points.

You bumder.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Cheers
You flangemonkey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

S'alright
you big screaming queen, you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Not screaming so much any more
It gets looser with practice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Your neighbours will be pleased to hear that
Or rather, not hear it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Once the nightmares stop, they will be
Could take a while
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

My friend was in the other night
and heard her next door neighbour screaming, so she called the police. The police popped round after they'd checked in on her and explained to my friend that the neighbour was ok, they'd just got a bit 'over excited' at SCD. This confused me, I thought you lived down South?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

That is preposterous
I live in Norwich, which is East rather than South, but certainly South to the likes o' you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

If it's not in Yorkshire or above
It counts as the South.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Having made the journey most August Bank Holdays over the last decade
I can tell you that Norwich is 200 miles south-east of Bradford

Fascinating, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Unfortunately
they are 'Pratchett/Simpsons tie internet twat' points, but hey ho.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I'm a massive geek though
So it's ok.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

No it isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Points are points
In my tragic, pathetically needy corner of the internet, they're the only currency that matters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

It's ok to me.
The world at large can make their own judgement.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

I'm lifting towels
with my penis
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)