Hi Pa!
I'm not dead or nuffin just been working and shit innit.

That is all. You may all move on. I mean it! Get orrrrffff my land thread *waves pitchfork*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:26, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

One of your more random Badger-natters.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

gonz has been rubbing off on her.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

That's more likely to be Sexface, surely?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

It's like watching Monica and Russ from Friends get it on....
... It's only sexy because it's wrong, and it's only funny because it's not sexy.

I donno about the double-negative situation thinggy going on here.

And it's only not horrific 'cus it won't happen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

+one

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

*worries sheep*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Hi Badger!
Have you adjusted to life in the big smoke?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

More or less I suppose
I've had an insane five weeks of not enough sleep and it's making me slightly crazy but it's almost home time so I can get waited on by my mum and OH MY GOD LIVE IN A CLEAN PLACE CLEEEEAAANNN CLEEAN get drunk and stuff
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Good-oh.
We're anticipating a visit from Clenders and Wookiee sometime early next year. That's about as close to the big smoke we may get for a while, I fear.

Unless the redundancy plans come off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger!

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

word up sexy lady
How's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Still reeling from seeing you in that frock : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Are you feeling better?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Helllloooooo

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Aloha!
How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Not too bad. Not tooooo bad. How's you?
You should come see me for lunch or something over xmas
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Sounds like a plan!
I'm off between xmas and new year, so we'll definitely do lunch!

I'm great thanks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Fuck the fuck off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

aww I missed you too

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Actually I have missed you.
Repeatedly.


Fucking second-hand ex-military Russian fucking pistols.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

If you want something accurate and Russian
Get a Dragunov.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Too big.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

That's what she said

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Rifles tend to be on the big side
But perfect for when you just want to reach out and touch somebody.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

*gestures*
"this is my rifle"
*grabs crotch*
"this is my gun"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Alright TGB
how's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Alright Vag?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

are you listening for the echo?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

-cho
-cho
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You rang?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Cheap imitation, I'm the real fucking deal

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Bark!
Hang on, you don't mean Kristine's dog, do you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

alright?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Alright vippers.
How's it hanging?
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

rather well thanks
looking forward to finishing work on thursday morning

how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Still snotastic and my grandad has given me some crimbo money. Woo!
I think we're finishing on Thursday.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm feeling in remarkably good health and good spirits
my recent frequent swimming and the long walks seem to have done me good. The vast quantity of booze and spliffs I imbided at the weekend doesn't seem to have done me any harm either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I need to get to the gym but I don't know if it will be any good.
Going to go tonight and see how well I do with a head full of snot.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)