I have nice eyes
/cop-out.

I would hope my sense of humour and the fact that I don't take life seriously and thus do not demand immediate committment.

Edit: actually I would hope they were at least mildly attracted to me, or at least willing to overlook physical deficiencies in favour of sparkling and scintillating conversation*

*The above may be misleading and biased. I hold no responsibility for the possible lie factor
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And you are young enough to have that air of innocence about you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Sorry I actually laughed out loud at that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Have you written to Santa yet Amberl? :)
He needs to get your letter otherwise he won't know what you want.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I get the innocent looking thing a lot
it bewilders me. Is there a picture of me in an attic looking mildly debauched and dishevelled?

I don't want anything from Santa
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

You just aren't as old and cynical as most around here.
And I for one am jealous.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

please see below

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

I'm not going on a 'girlie bash'
I might have quoted Gloria Gaynor further up the page, but that's it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I was thinking more of berk's comment on me
than of inviting you to an exclusive massive fun bash
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I know.
I was being silly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Holy fuck, your profile just freaked the shit out of me!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Amberl is lovely
but she's even less innocent and more misanthropic than I am.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Haha at least one person has my measure!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

We must do the girly bash thing with Rswipe next year : )
It will be so much fun.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

It definitely will :)
I shall keep a space clear for it whatever happens. I'll even attempt to not get too drunk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

What the hell would you want to do a thing like that for?
I will promise not to get vomit-in-the-street-falling-over drunk, but drunk I shall surely be. It's going to be awesome.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I imagine it'll be like a really bad hen-night.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

fuck you Jeff :)
it will be nothing like a hen night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

A gaggle of drunk women is ALWAYS like a hen-night.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Imagine all you like
it's going to be 24 carat win and you're just jealous that you haven't been invited.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

hahahaha
Nope. I know how women work, every 15 minutes you'd troop off for a piss en masse and be in the toilet for 25 minutes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)

I never go to the loo with other people
and I pee really quickly. Toilets are not for hanging around in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)

But it happens doesn't it? Women decending in groups to the toilets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

yeah
I never understood it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Not if you're me
I'll go with other people if I need to go when they're going, but I've never really understood the group piss thing. Toilets are for having a wee and possibly redo-ing your makeup. They are not party central.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Clearly I've always associated with the cottaging types of your species

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

You can't blame me for the company you're keeping
unless I am it!
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I just went for a piss.
ALL BY MYSELF.

(That is a statement of fact, not a sentimental song).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Erm, and?
Do you want applause? You're a bit old to need congratulating on having managed to go for a solo wee.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Best thing about being old
is that you can just 'have' a piss without all that tedious mucking about with actually 'going' somewhere to do it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

ooh you've persuaded me
that took a lot of effort!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Are you more or less misanthropic than the crossbow cannibal?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)