Mince pie, anyone?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No
but mulled wine would be lovely
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:23, Reply)

I was tempted to buy the pre-done stuff this year
Then I got a hold of myself.
I shall buy the ingredientays tonight.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I got some of the predone stuff from Tesco
£2.99 a bottle, and surprisingly nice. I cleared them out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:30, Reply)

You shouldn't have told me that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:36, Reply)

It was even nice after I zapped it in the microwave
Heat slowly in a saucepan my arse.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:38, Reply)

That's so lazy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:47, Reply)

We have met before, right?
Plus, if you're only making one glass it's not.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Ahh, good point, I remember something...
"I need alcohol now! Quick, give me a double vodka and orange!" *gulp*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I didn't say "I need alcohol now!"

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Are you going to tell me you didn't think it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I never said "Quick!" either
Stop spreading lies. Just because I got a double vodka and orange at lunchtime to combat a hangover and drunk it in one before the barman had even given me my change doesn't mean anything.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Haha, that's well out of order, he's just poured his heart out and you snub him off with frivlaties such as Mince Pies.
Not being funny, but I do agree with you, I don't care in the slightest, but it's not too borring a story, I managed up to the bit where he was in a bar. I think the addition of Will Smith and Jacky Chan would make the story better; maybe he could have some kind of superpower? I donno what exactly, maybe he can speak partial japanese and partial english; I would love that super power.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Throw in some swords and lots of blood and we could have a hit on our hands.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

He did mention the japanese maffia at some point.
I hear they're a little bit like the italian maffia only that they're japanese.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I've got the title:
Brit's Abroad in the Land of the Accord
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

*click!*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I just read the paragraph that started with "OI CUNT", very dramatic.
I think my fave line on QOTW is "I'm not proud....".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

You can tell it's going to be good when they say that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Fair enough
It was a long story.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)