Far, sweaty palmed virgin?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yup
Really hairy too. I do love him so much, I love talking to him about stuff and plotting world domination with him, but... just... no. Not ever.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

There's an obvious solution to this problem, and a method of preventing similar problems occuring in future
Be less hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I've known him since I was 13
I was not an attractive 13 year old.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

8 years is a long time to have known someone and then suddenly ask them out
So attractiveness apart, he ought to be able to see your point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, but I only got hot at 15
Then I was with the ex until I turned 21. I thought he'd been flirting with me on FB chat, but I was hoping I was wrong. Yesterday was the first time we'd seen each other properly in 6 months.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Oh shit
That means he's likely been lusting after you from afar for 6 years and finally plucked up the nerve to ask you. No wonder he feels weird

I suggest you make him feel wanted in an incredibly platonic way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Fuck that, he'd prefer a sympathetic blow-job.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

fuck that leave the guy alone for a while at least.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

He started talking to me first

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

help him find someone but don't tell him you're finding him someone, good lord
nothing worse than saying "hey, why don't you go out with such and such, they're a nice catch"
nice slap in the face right there
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Too hard.
Just gonna let him retreat into WOW until he can be normal again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Remind us how it is you're not attracted to this man?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

If I wanted a boyfriend, I'd want one like him
But attractive. And with a job. That didn't like prog music.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Hahahaha!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Christ you women are picky

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Tell him that,
it might make him look after himself better and get a job.
That or kill himself, either/or
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

"I don't want you to change for me."

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I don't want him to
I don't want a boyfriend, and if someone changed themselves to try get me, it would probably just freak me out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I would do anything for love. But I won't do that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

If someone has to change to be with someone else, what's the point?
I wouldn't fucking change to suit anyone, I wouldn't expect anyone to change to suit me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

That's the point I'm getting at

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I know
I'm agreeing with you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

On the other hand, if what you do is "never bathe or exercise"
Then change might be a good thing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Point

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Cataclysm is out,
I'm suprised he noticed you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I like how you trialled this method extensively throughout your life to make sure it worked
before recommending it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah man
I'm a trailblazer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Why not ask him over for a game of Risk?
You'll be able to have a 'plotting world domination' conversation in a fun way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Because I don't want him in my house until he agrees to stop touching me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)