morning all
How is everyone? I am sooooooo sunburned from yesterday's cat trip, ow sweeties, ow sweeties, ow ow ow. totally worth it though.

Is everyone excited and in empty echoing offices then??? Also i hear london is now snow-free, who bet on a white christmas?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Not jealous*
Well, maybe a bit.

By 'bit', I mean 'a lot'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

it is stunning here
But we had to call the dr for my sister-in-law last night, she's been in bed since we got here with what has turned out to be swineflu and a respiratory infection - all she's seen of jamaica is her hotel room, poor bugger.

So i've donated my upgraded flight home so that she can have a comfortable trip... This means i paid £300 on top of the original flight to sit in economy with 3 screaming kids for 10 hours. If that isn't storing up good karma for 2011, what is?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

That is a very kind thing to do.
You could of course, upgrade yourself again so you can look after your sister-in-law?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

What a lovely thing to do.
Small acts of kindness FTW!
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Morning!
The office is half empty, but I'll be leaving in under two hours anyway.
I'm listening to loud music on my headphones, browsing b3ta, doing the odd bit of work and rocking the FUCK out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

you're wanking yourself stupid under your boss' desk aren't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I'm doing the Silence of the Lambs dance on the MD's desk

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You've got a sweaty palmed fan on QOTW
I have the horrible impression that he tends to crack one off whilst thinking of you
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)

How amusing
got a link?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Putting the V into virgin
www.b3ta.com/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1015250
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I like this

( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

i'm immune tbh rory
One day i should post my password on here and let you all read some of the gazzes i get, you'd have a field day!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

It's a good job that your suitors are shut-ins otherwise the Police would have to be involved

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

She knows all about me sonny-jim
and she accepts me for who I am
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Oh, so you've got matching simpsons waki socks to go with the tie then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Don't forget the Simpsons hanky

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

But best of all are the greying simpsons underpants with dubious stains that not even a boil wash will remove

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

How dare you!
those stains are a badge of honour
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah but we all know about you.
That's why you're safe.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Or is that what I want you all to think? Ding Dong!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Oh, do put your 'Terry Thomas' away...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)

don't make me list all the good things
This blackberry screen really isn't big enough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Morning hon
a bit early isnt it? (-5 hrs?) or are you bagging the best spots on the beach?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

It is of vital national importance
that one gets their towels onto the best deckchairs before the Germans have a chance to do so.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)

You can try and stop them
but they always out-flank through Belgium.

Those crazy Germans, they're the country you just can't stay mad at.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)

They do rather like their (Master) race to get the best spots

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)

bed reserving is banned here, thank fuck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Hi Crow!
Have fun in Belgium?
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Aren't some of those words mutually exclusive?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Stranger things have happend Colonel.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I would like to go to Bruge
but I will be disappointed if I don't meed a midget actor and a traffic-stoppingly beautiful drug dealer.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

So go with Captain V and Monty Boyce
Then push Monty in the canal and find a traffic-stoppingly beautiful drug dealer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Well i'm up for it if they are

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Awesome film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

A complete gem of a movie
Ralph Fiennes is brilliant, he should do more comedy..."Is it a pee or a poo?"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I kept thinking of Sexy Beast in terms of nutter roles
It slightly ruined it for me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

hello you
Jet lag, i don't sleep much anyway (don't pretend you don't know this already...) And it takes me ages to adjust to a new timezone. Been up since 4 this morning :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I sympathise
I no longer sleep much now that I have a new alarm clock that jumps on me and meows at early-o-clock in the morning demanding food and/or attention.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

this is what you get for letting her find out
That the house has an upstairs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I tried but she found out
she follows me everywhere, the little monkey
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

i've told you, this is the effect you have on women
Should have got a male cat, that would have sprayed your sofa and crotch once or twice and fucked off.......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)