She knows all about me sonny-jim
and she accepts me for who I am
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, so you've got matching simpsons waki socks to go with the tie then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Don't forget the Simpsons hanky

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

But best of all are the greying simpsons underpants with dubious stains that not even a boil wash will remove

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

How dare you!
those stains are a badge of honour
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah but we all know about you.
That's why you're safe.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Or is that what I want you all to think? Ding Dong!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Oh, do put your 'Terry Thomas' away...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)

don't make me list all the good things
This blackberry screen really isn't big enough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Morning hon
a bit early isnt it? (-5 hrs?) or are you bagging the best spots on the beach?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

It is of vital national importance
that one gets their towels onto the best deckchairs before the Germans have a chance to do so.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)

You can try and stop them
but they always out-flank through Belgium.

Those crazy Germans, they're the country you just can't stay mad at.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)

They do rather like their (Master) race to get the best spots

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)

bed reserving is banned here, thank fuck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Hi Crow!
Have fun in Belgium?
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Aren't some of those words mutually exclusive?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Stranger things have happend Colonel.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I would like to go to Bruge
but I will be disappointed if I don't meed a midget actor and a traffic-stoppingly beautiful drug dealer.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

So go with Captain V and Monty Boyce
Then push Monty in the canal and find a traffic-stoppingly beautiful drug dealer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Well i'm up for it if they are

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Awesome film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

A complete gem of a movie
Ralph Fiennes is brilliant, he should do more comedy..."Is it a pee or a poo?"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I kept thinking of Sexy Beast in terms of nutter roles
It slightly ruined it for me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

hello you
Jet lag, i don't sleep much anyway (don't pretend you don't know this already...) And it takes me ages to adjust to a new timezone. Been up since 4 this morning :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I sympathise
I no longer sleep much now that I have a new alarm clock that jumps on me and meows at early-o-clock in the morning demanding food and/or attention.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

this is what you get for letting her find out
That the house has an upstairs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I tried but she found out
she follows me everywhere, the little monkey
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

i've told you, this is the effect you have on women
Should have got a male cat, that would have sprayed your sofa and crotch once or twice and fucked off.......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)