oh christ
It's going to be all, my kender dropped his ±4 hoopak and my red mage turned that baaz isn't it?

Can i say instead that they do reese's peanut butter cups here... IN WHITE CHOCOLATE. How can anyone dispute the existence of santa after that?

Also i don't smoke weed because i am a shit smoker. But my friend smokes a lot even though she is shit at roll-ups. If i buy her the little machine they have here for producing perfect rollies and some bob marley rizlas (seriously), am i going to look as if it is for personal use when actually it isn't - don't want to explain myself to customs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:13, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's fine to bring that shizzle through customs

( broadsword, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

really?
It's just with my job... I don't want to be questioned about some shit that really wouldn't be for me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Unless you bring a kilo of hash as well I think it's pretty unlikely customs would be interested

( broadsword, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

you have convinced me
Now i just need to stop my niece from finding it in my suitcase and running around asking my dad and brother what it is, like she has already done this holiday
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Don't buy them in Jamaica.
When you come back, buy the same items off a smelly rat-faced man in Camden instead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

but that doesn't say "wish you were here" in QUITE the same way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Get them a ruler with the measurements listed in imperial.
You'll need to get two of them, and it'll need to be 3 feet in length.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Get 'em a rolling mat, rather than a machine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Machines are great
make it so much easier to skin up while you're driving
( broadsword, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Interesting first line there, love
showing a lot of knowledge there. How did you come by that then?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

i used to love playing "champions of krynn"
but I was about 9 at the time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You used to play Dragonlance.
This is simultaneously the best and worst news I've heard all day.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

i don't know what it was, father christmas brought it one year
I used to weave out elaborate little fantasies about the dashing knight and the beautiful white mage. Then my brother would get hold of it and delete all the female characters and replace them with ugly fighting things.

This really is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.

Oh no, wait.... We had something called "hillsfar" too. And "the curse of the azure bonds" but i'd gone onto makeup by then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah. Whatever, Gandalf.
One day I'll come over to take a look at your extensive collection of multi-sided dice.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

you can fix my mismatched clocks whilst you're at it
Going to be fun explaining that to the new flatmate... Subtract 9 mins from microwave, add 14 and an hour to oven, hall is fine but your bedroom is 27 mins too fast...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It never fails to boggle my mind
at how you somehow continue to survive in general society.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

i'm very popular

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Miss! Miss!
Chompy's hacked rachelswipe's account!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I used to read the Dragonlance Saga books (as a young teenager)
I recognised the words "Kender" and "Hoopak"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Her red mage couldn't turn a baaz, anyway
It's clerics that turn, and they turn the undead, not draconians.

She's such a loser.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I remember the main bloke was called Tanis Half-Elf
I think he was half elven
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

i think the fact that i did not know this (although it is ringing jangling alarm bells)
Shows that i am not the loser here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

there were BOOKS?
Did a dashing knight ever sweep a beautiful white mage (or a red mage, i'm no racist) off her feet??

/ebays
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Loads of them
still in print I believe, but probably aimed at the younger reader.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

did you just call me OLD?????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Well you remember the original D&D PC games
you've rather been hoist by your own petard, I'm afraid.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I remember playing the Pools of Radiance PC games...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

They remade those about ten years ago.
They were mind-blowingly shit.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Not at all
I meant the books are probably not aimed at adults
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

i know i was just kidding in a totally unfunny way
I like your tree btw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)