I don't think I necessarily need a left hand. I don't write, eat, wipe my arse or wank with it.
alt 2: it depends on who the hottest is.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't think she meant eating like that
she's more serial killer than that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

well would you rather eat fat or muscle?
I reckon the best looking is skinny.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)

You know it
-cackles-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

i am right handed
but i do lots of random things with my left, like turning keys or winding clocks or tying ties/shoelaces etc. my mum was left-handed and i was going to say it must be because she taught me how to do it all, but then i remembered that (apparently) i give better hand-jobs with my left hand too, and she DEFINITELY did not teach me that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

WHO gives hand jobs!
It's two thousand fucking ten.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

It's a prelude to a better thing

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

shit, even my sex is unintentionally retro these days!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)

you think you're so cool

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)

i'm a lawyer
even i know what this means for my coolness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

it means you're too cool to give a hand job
unless it's in public
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

and i can charge for it, in six minute instalments

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Woah! I didnt know it wasn't cool any more
OK, boys, no more handjobs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Even my handjobs are crap.
I'm too heavy handed. It's like I'm milking a cow.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

mind bleach...

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Hahaha!
I may have exaggerated a little for effect.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Oh, I'm ambiwankstrous as well.
Never experimented with which gives the best though. Must remember to try when I next have a willing victim.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I've given up on finding a willing victim
I should just go 'a'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

"what are you doing...no...oh....uh...lower"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Do what?
/hanson
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

go asexual
no problems then
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I guess.
I've too high a sex-drive for that, though
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I reckon I could
if I really tried
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

:(
Come to me before you do. I'm a hilarious wingman (note: I said hilarious, not good)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

oh
I thought you meant just "a victim" instead of a willing one
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I'm only partially right handed
I'm more ambisinistrous (crap with both hands)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I'm naturally left handed but for my first two years of school they forced me to write with my right hand and now I'm cack-handed.
Apparently you should sit on your hand so it goes numb and that way it feels like someone else is doing it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)