Is this crazy Turk?
Alt: My foot I guess. They have some decent prosthetics these days

Alt Q: Whichever one was the fattest.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No, it is my mild-mannered chemist friend
I'm a little surprised, to be honest.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Chemists are all mental
One in our school set a full paper towel holder on fire one day.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Chemists are my favourite of the 3 sciences.
I do like boys who know maths though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

they'd be too fat to run away
sorry, clearly i mean "me" not "they"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

me'd?
sorry

Also, just ate a piece of gingerbread as big as my hand. Blegh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)

hand, that's nothing
smallest of all the external body parts.

i have to go to the gym today. i need to be in there by 5.30pm at the latest. i have been procrastinating since about 11am!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

DON'T GO
VEG OUT
OBEY!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I shall be up at 7am to go to the gym tomorrow morning.
It's the only time I can fit it in.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

noooo what is wrong with you all

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I've done the fat and miserable thing.
I'm now doing the thin and miserable thing : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Let me know what it's like

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Will do *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

i just had a week of unlimited 5 star food and drink
even though i did go to the gym EVERY SINGLE DAY i still feel revolting after what i consumed for a week!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I'm OK because I don't eat much in very hot weather.

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)

This is what I've been eating
Sweet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Aw! who made that?

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I did.
ALL OF IT (apart from the sweets. Though the wreath on the door is plaited strawberry laces)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

It's fab : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

No, you mean 'I', not 'me'.
Grammar ROOLZ.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

the point, dozer, is that
i didn't really mean "me" at all. i meant for batman to swoop in and say "but you're beautiful". or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

*dons batsuit*
But Miss Swipe, you are very very beautiful, svelte and lovely.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

it doesn't count
if you are going to be all sarky about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

There was no sarcasm there at all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Nah I just can't start on myself

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

When you eat yourself, do you get smaller, bigger, or stay the same size?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

smaller :(
you can't eat the bones
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

You have an excellent point.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

also
energy gets expelled, you can't just create energy from nothing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

because you're not fat is why!
also did you see the thread a few days ago where we were talking about a girly bash and everyone was saying that you HAVE to be there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I didn't see that no :)
but yeah girly bash for definite
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

you can't even do a vanity search
because search seems to be fucked these days, frozen in time on 3 dec!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

My last post is the rather special
"Nom nom nom. I love lime"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Damn
I'll have a little look in a bit and gratify my vanity
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

it was before i went to jamaica
berk and bgb were talking about it and i said everyone could stay here, then i said "amberl must come, i love that girl" and everyone agreed.

/nutshell
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

*preens*
am I to be the entertainment?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

nah
we all just have really good taste!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

now this makes me feel better
than the enthusiastic agreement in my family when I mentioned going on a diet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

i feel this pain
my dad spent the entire week on holiday tutting whenever i came back from the buffet!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Yeah
they're not the most subtle of people haha.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I missed it too, but I'd be well up for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Ladies only Gonz.
And no turning up in a wig and thinking we won't know.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I could wear my extra La Senza frillies.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

by special invite
gonz could be our token!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Token what?

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

token
girly girl
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Or a mascot?

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

YES !
Well up for that. I can totally camp it up, I even don't mind too much if it all turns into a huge orgy and you all claim that you 'turned' me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

we would need someone to hold the camera
and bras, pants etc. would that be ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

As long as I can tut as someone hands over the George 3-for-£10 bra'n'knicker sets.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

gonz gonz gonz
do you really think any of us are THAT kind of girl?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Sometimes not making an effort can be more sexy than making an effort.
Sure, there are situations when the visachi and goshi on an evening out at the theater and a nice dinner has that 'wow', but there is also those sundays with the hollyoaks/come-dine-with-me omnibus and an oversized hoodie or a fluffy dressing gown where you're just comfortable being with who you're with and you think to yourself "Wow, I'm quite lucky"... which has just as much 'wow'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

absolutely, yes
but there is always a line. dirty or holey underwear, for example. and threequid for ten from george crosses it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Yeh', I guess undesigned holes would be a bit ming.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

*shames*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

this is why I love you so very much
*clicks*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)