Not at work today
I never had a break anyway. Sat on my sofa under a duvet in my dinosaur jimmers. POA and AA are eating pizza. We are berating AA's shite music taste.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hold on now.
He has some shit musical taste but some of it's excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I will never forgive him for the things he said last night.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Did he say
'Dinosaur 'jimmers' are
a) called pyjamas and
b) the sort of thing a disabled child would wear, or an adult with severe learning disabilities
?

If he did, I stand by everything he said.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:10, Reply)

No.
Because they're not. They're brilliant. He said that The Clash and Happy Mondays were shite, then said he'd only heard two songs by each of them.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Both of those bands are terrible.
And I have endured way more than two songs of each.

The remix of 'Wrote for Luck' is the only half-decent tune The Happy Mondays did. The Clash's single good tune is 'White Riot'.

I HAVE SPOKEN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)

*heeds words*

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

If you have listened to a lot and don't like them
Fair enough. AA hasn't though, so his opinions are ill-informed.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Just goes to show
his natural instincts can be trusted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Evidence shows they can't.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Happy Mondays are a load of bollocks, definitely.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

The Clash are wank.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Yes, they certainly are.
You know it, I know it. All right-thinking people know it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Did he call you Geoff mid-coitus?
I hate it when that happens
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Morning Darth
Yes :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Morning Bella
Miss me?

No, thought not. A more rational question, perhaps. Good Christmas?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)

It was great
I stopped being all 'bah humbug' and got shitfaced with my family. It was really good. Yours?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:19, Reply)

That is excellent news
Mine was nice but tiring - three sets of parents in four days, lots of driving and occasionaly bits of sniping about how little time we're spending in each place. Other than the above it was great, lots of alcohol consumed. Haven't had meat since Boxing Day though. Fucking hippies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

We're all hippies round mine
It was great though, I was in an insanely good mood all day. Yesterday was good too, seeing The Disappointed, POA and Woodside. They all came to my pub. AA can fuck off though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Fuck you, even if you do serve delicious pints.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I know I do
I am SuperBarmaid. You are ShitMusicBoy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

You type like a Spacker

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Get out of my house.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Get into my car.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Can I just point out that you two are indulging in online abuse-flirting IN THE SAME HOUSE
when you could be having actual real-life sex. Even by the standards proudly maintained by this noble establishment, that's a bit sad.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Yeah but we have hangovers
POA just made tea. And I think he might start wanking.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Does one always follow the other up your way?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

AA stole my phone
I have just been b3aped. He will die.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Way to impress a hot girl, AA

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

It amused me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Not me. You git.
I'm going to take you to a load of scary pubs now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

He's trying to unleash a pandertron
It won't work on his phone though. Ha.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No, fuck you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I'm not talking to you
again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I've never actually had a Pandatron levelled at me
Which is astonishing, really
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)

It's because we can all see right through
your obvious attempts at faking heterosexuality.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

This is true

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

No, that's not happened in a while

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Three hours isn't a while.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Twenty years, that's a while
/obligatory football joke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I was asleep 3 hours ago o.O

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I know you were.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Hey you two
cut it out it's fucking sickening you look like dicks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Should I ever again manage to persuade a lady to engage in consensual sex
I too shall blather all over the internet like a fucking mong.

That's my promise to you, Chompy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Let this be a warning to you
www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

That had crossed my mind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Darth desperatly trying to get invited to a threesome
makes it even worse.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

A fresh b3tan low
Someone needs to start a new list for OT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

OT is its own list
weirdly i was thinking about you last night though as i had dinner on store street. it seems the "college arms" (or "university tavern" as it used to be known) has finally bitten the bullet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

:'(( That was alright a sad loss to the denizens of Store Street

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

So AA gets to be Lucky Pierre?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)