well, christmas good
I did almost all of the cooking and, modestly, the food was freaking awesome as opposed to my mothers incredibly hit-or-miss efforts. Christmas bad: been ill, had to suffer my stepbrother who has been round here constantly and who really gets on my tits, and what with one thing or another i've generally been far more grumpy than I like to be at christmas. I have just had 10 hours sleep and woken up to the realisation that I still have another week off though so it's not all bad. Now, if only I could get someone to bring me breakfast in bed...
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Christmas bad: all the snow's gone before I had a chance to go sledging *pouts*
Christmas good: all the snow's gone so work is considerably less manic.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)

We still have loads of the fucking stuff
Although it's now at that state between fresh snow and total slush.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)

We now have a combination of slushy melty ice
and a shitload of muck and cack.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

The missus had to dig herself into the estate the other day.
It's fucking shit.

/Monty
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Oh! Yes, that too
*extreme sadfaces*
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Why not make your own breakfast and then go back to bed with it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

because that's not nearly as much fun
As staying right here toasty between the covers and having a minion bring me a croissant.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Have you asked that someone deliver you tea and toast?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

well, no
I know my parents and I can vividly imagine their likely response.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I'm guessing it won't be
'Would you like jam or marmalade dear?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)

do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Yes.
I can't marmalade my cock up your mum's ass.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

yay!
that was exactly the answer I was after
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

marmalade is citrus
And jam is soft fruits, isn't it?
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

no
more cocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

hahaha!
No.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Well get up, it's almost lunchtime.
Have some bacon instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

don't wanna!
*wiggles further under the duvet*
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Well you stay there and miss the whole day.
You'll not sleep this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)