A is for Applebite, blonde and poledance
B is for Bert in his half-sister's pants.
C is for Crow and his penchant for Gays
D is for Darth and his bumdering ways.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:47, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Keep going. This is great.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I'm trying!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

E is for the 'elephant' impression we do
F is the 'fuck' in STFU
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

E is for Ed and his medical lies?

( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Excellent! Forgot about him!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

F is for food, especially at lunch
G is for grin - see smug git, above

and I'm stuck on H
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Try methadone, it works for some.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'm rather pleased with it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'm impressed

( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Helicopter?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

at lunch PIES
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Honda Accord innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

E is for Edmund, gazzing his tadger
F is for Fails, catalogued by Badger.
G is for Gazzes, for flirting and moans (*)
H is for -horrors!- Home, Sweet Home.


* if anyone can improve this let me know
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I is for imbeciles, wall to wall
J is for HimJim, the gayest of all
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

K is Krizzle, the bully of kings
L is for Lampers, Christ how she mings*


*lol jk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

"duck when she swings"?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Better, and much less offensive.
8/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

A sentence which contradicts itself, arguably, but ta kindly.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

haha you are right.
Seasonal pint, at all?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Ooh, I could be persuaded. What evenings are good or bad for you over the next few days?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I am as John Inman in general.
I'm free.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

To do what you want?
Any old time?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

free FUCKING BENT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I'll be back in London tomorrow if you've nowt better to do
Otherwise I don't really have much planned in the new year so far.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I'll text you
IN A HETEROSEXUAL WAY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

that's not the kind of language
he understands
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Hahah I like this

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I is for clicking "I like this!"
J is for Jeff, the dog-fucking prick.
K is for Kristine, our favourite Yank
L is for Lampers, our least favourite Manc.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I think the 'prick' shout is somewhat uncalled for.
Generally, it is accepted that I'm a cock, not a prick.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

M is for memes, like 'Crow is a gay'
N is for nonces, like Bert in his day
O is for ORLY? to internet lies
P is for QOTWers' big pies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

M is for massive drugs, in your honda
O is Off Topic, it's where we all are
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

M is for Monty, the aged old coot
N is for Noel, who is rather cute.
O is for Outside, which scares us the most-
P is for Popular Page, for popular posts
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

is rather cute plays the skin flute
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

O.o

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Q is for Quiet- like the board at night
R is for the lovely RachelSwipe
S is for Sisters, of which Bert is a fan
T is for Tugnut, our best music man.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

i approve of this sort of thing
more people should call me lovely. more, i say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

U is for U, which is in MASSIVE DRUGS
V is for Virgins, deprived of good fucks
W is for Weirdos, Deacons and Spazzes
X is for those X-Rated gazzes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Y is for You, who read all this shit
Z is a letter for which nothing fits.
Thus ends this awful rhyme-
I blame Jeff for wasting my time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

TADAAA!!
good work, lamps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I agree.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Thanks lvoe

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Well at least copy and paste it all together for us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Down there.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Well I've given your efforts a click.
Even if you have called me a prick in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Sorry :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)