we usually have a party
round someone's house, and once a huge party in a youth hostel. Mind you they've been getting less and less good. This year looks like it might be a murder mystery which i've already done :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

House parties on new years are always better than going out.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Whatever you do, it always seems to be a bit anticlimax

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Aye, agreed.
Doing Brighton this year, I did want to go to one of two class events in Stoke Newington or Shoreditch but I was on my own with those suggestions. What I don't like on NYE are the knobheads who come out once a year, they make everything very tedious.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

They do.
My friends have changed their plans like four times now, it's getting tedious.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

It's amateurs night and no mistake there Bazza.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Does it involve hiding a pizza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Oof!
you win half a bottle of cider for that
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Have they said what sort of cider she was drinking?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

"Ye Olde Strangler"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I thought it might have been 'Cripple Cock'
Based on the age of the landlord.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

BAM!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

that's a bristol special at the moment innit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You are an expert on tenancy agreements, what clause would you need to include to allow you to
murder a tennant?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

'fraid so
I recognise the part of Clifton where she lived and the road she was found by.

I have an alibi though. Honest.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

If your alibi is
'I was helping some old boy with white hair, lift a heavy rolled up bit of carpet into the boot of his car' I fear you might still have problems.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'm ok then
because it was lino, not carpet.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

is your alibi your cat?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

and the problem with that is?
I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

do you have a good lawyer?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I waived my right to legal representation
the copper told me he'd be my best friend if I did
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

You could do a proper Sherlock
"I noticed a trace of mud on the right shoe of the butler - that was unusual because he's predominantly left-handed. This led me to suspect..." etc.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)