I didn't get a proper holiday last year
all my holiday allowance went into a day here and there when I had to sort things out. All year without more than a long weekend off work.

I'm not doing that again.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you poor bastard
I had my first two week holiday in many years last year. It was fucking awesome.

I'd do a long holiday this year, but as I'm saving for my wedding I can't actually afford a honeymoon. and we don't want honeymoon money as presents.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Yeah fuck that shit
you get married, you want stuff. Tons of stuff, who cares what it is, but if there's stuff out there I fucking want it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

exactly
I want obscenely expensive saucepans. I want a Kenwood Chef thing because you have one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Get a better breadmaker than al

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I already have a breadmaker
and have already got to the point where I only use it for pizza dough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I will never get tired of making my own bread
NEVER YOU HEAR! NEVER!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

That's no way to talk about his missus.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Al's missus is better than Al.
FACT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

*Punches Air*
YES!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I'll have you know it was concluded with SCIENCE.
She produced more stirrings in my trousers than you did.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Nah', I meet her the other day.
Although I'd still do her, I'd be thinking of Al.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'd make sweet, delicate love to Mrs Al
But Al would only ever get a violent, angry spitefuck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

You'll be giving him what he wants. The best way to annoy Al would be....
... to cuddle up next to him, get him all excited down-there with your body heat, and then make an excuse to leave and tell him you'll see him tomorow. THEN, about an hour later, when he's finished himself off and can't go again for another 6 hours, come back and tell him you've changed your mind; and get angry at him for finishing himself off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I want a Kenwood Chef with all my heart.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

The wife makes amazing cakes, gingerbread and crumbles with ours.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Gingerbread in a Kenwood? What is this witchery?
I make mine just in a mixing bowl. And a saucepan.

I made baked alaska using our family's. K-attachment for the base, whisk for the whites, T'DA.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

This is why I'm pretty gutted that I will probably never get married.
I reckon they should do a "I've decided i'm going to be single forever, so I should get free stuff too" party. But then if you do get married, you get not as good shit, a bit like people who have their second or third weddings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Don't go around with the negative vibes Gonz.
My GF's next door neighbour has just announced his engagement to a pretty hot chick. He is older than me, and an uber geek. She is about 15years younger than him.

So there is every chance you will end up married too. If only until she empties your bank accounts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I donno, I've just given up on the whole idea, it's not a "OH WOE IS ME" thing, it's just that if it was gonna happen, something would have started by now.
It's no biggy, I think I was more upset when my japanese place closed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You may just not be giving off the right smell.
Are you using Lynx?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I got some Tim Beckett/Hatchet/something like that stuff.
It's the dullest smelling smelly stuff I've ever used.

I love my Lush and N-SPA products though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I can think of no conceivable reason why you are not up to your ears in quim Gonz.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)