I like him.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

he'd be one of the least offensive on Radio 1
if he didn't talk all over the fucking songs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

least offensive on Radio 1
is like calling someone a high-functioning Downs. It's the best you get but it's still not great
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

a perfect metaphor then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Hello there.
Happy New Year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

hello darling monty
happy new year xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

where's my happy new year?
or am I still in the doghouse? I've forgotten...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

i think you were suitably grovelling
so you are forgiven. but not forgotten.

did you have a good new year, not pining after my pencil skirt tooooo badly were you??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)

splendid!
I did have a grand new year, and managed to get you and your skirt out of my head long enough to appreciate how nice my mrs looked.

More importantly though, I looked the business, particularly while wearing amy hat and playing the drums.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Amy hat?
Just know that I would totally be Paintsmashing Amy Winehouse straddling your head right now if I wasn't busy CATCHING CRIMINALS.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

hehe
a shame you are busy then
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

you should have bought her a pencil skirt for christmas
i was really tempted to buy a new sexy one in selfridges over the weekend, because my old ones are now falling off me, hoorah. but it was leather with a bit of a long slit going on, and i thought my boss might not approve, somehow.

are there fb pics of you rocking the casbah then??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

He actually bought her a pencil for Christmas
because he is a miserly, evil shitbag.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Leathery with a long slit?
Have you considered cosmetic surgery?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

a wee bit of vejazzling
will sort that right out. Perhaps a touch of moisturiser.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

A clothes peg or two left on overnight can do wonders

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

funny you should say that
depending on what happens IRL, i may regale bore you all with the tale of the peruvian plastic surgeon...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Did he snort coke off your breasts, while telling you how he could reduce the upcoming sag on then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

yeah
he suggested tying a rope to each nipple and hoisting it around the back of my neck. said it was the only way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I think we might subscribe to the same websites...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Does he specialise in nose reconstruction?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

ironically that is kind of the point of the story
although not in the way you meant!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I have a feeling if I ever meet her, and she remembers my remarks, I might need him...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

we had an abstemious christmas
because we are skint, so skirts were out of the question. She did get herself a nice dress the other day, but that is because her sister is getting married a bit later this year.

There are indeed pics. You can view them my going to pics of me on facebook.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

that's my evening sorted then
well, after such other excitements as the gym and washing, anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

try and ignore the fact that I appear to be wearing slippers
and if you can't do that then at least appreicate that they coordinate with the rest of what I am wearing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

slippers???
this has just taken priority over my washing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Vippers in slippers...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

this has a peculiarly catchy appeal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

just like me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I found they went excellently with smart trousers, shirt, tie, waistcoat and hat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

And to you, sweetness

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Thanks Monty
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Apparently he is surprisingly OK in person
and 'knows his hip hop'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Then again, doesn't Tim Westwood have a near encyclopedic knowledge of Hip-Hop?
That doesn't make him any less of a twat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I bet he talks over songs in person as well
afternoon Mr B. Good christmas etc.?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

That's what hip hop is you spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

No
This is hip hop.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Not bad sir - yours?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)

very nice thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Ok Monty, you might think that
But look at what he says are 'Masterpieces'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I have no opinion on him
other than he is foreign and therefore a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)