It's Friday, thank fuck.
Morning all!

I'm a little tired, stayed up watching episodes of various things, while keeping track of us winning The Ashes. Now I just need to get today out of the way, and I'll be an extra happy bastard.

What is the best thing you've seen recently? Be it a film, an episode of a TV series, a sporting result, anything?

Alt Q: What films do you want to see, but simply haven't got round to? I've never seen "It's a Wonderful Life", and really want to, I've just never caught it on television.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:38, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I saw 127 Hours last night and it was toe-curlingly, arm-choppingly good.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:42, Reply)

It does look superb...
In fact, I'd give my right arm to see it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I stayed up too late with my copy of Stephen Hawking's The Grand Design.
Around 11.15pm I turned a page and the heading was "What is Reality?" I thought this an apt moment to close my eyes and dream about toast and space hoppers.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Space hoppers? I can't imagine they spread very well.
Unlike you, Noel, you slag.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:48, Reply)

*squirms*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Man I wish it was Tuesday :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:50, Reply)

You are allowed to wank any day, you know.
It's just that it's compulsory on Tuesdays, that's all.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:52, Reply)

What the fuck are you doing here?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:57, Reply)

HA!
I got up well early innit and am arsing around on here instead of paying people.
Sell some radiators, bitch.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Would you like a radiator?
I can get you good deal!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)

That depends.
Do you know any Hungarian plumbers?
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)

As a matter of fact I do!
What are the odds
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:06, Reply)

OMG
We are totally psychotic otic ic.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)

strikethrough fail
*points*
*laughs*
*runs away*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Eh?
What's wrong with that?
Has working with your mental boss runined your brain?
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)

*cries*
Yes, yes it has.

See also: Living with Gonz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)

*remembers being instrumental in both these events*
Well, I have to get back to work now.
*runs away*
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)

LETS GO PITTSBURG LETS GO !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Why would you wish it was Tuesday on a Friday oh man this is just so wrong why why why?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I really really hope he doesn't get his wish.
I really need the weekend 'cus my guts are playing up serious big time and OH WOE IS ME, but I think it won't go away for a couple of days and I really don't want to take any more time working from home =(((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Let it be Friday so Gonz can have a massive poo.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I just think it's the best day.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Is that your 'fun day'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:52, Reply)

His "I don't have to run" day?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Thank God, another old-timer has turned up to save the day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)

YeeHaw for old-timers.
*Hawks and spits through big beard.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I used to post on Usenet
that's how old I am.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I remember when all this was fields.
And one day, my son............
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I've never seen "It's a Wonderful Life" either.
But, unlike you, I couldn't give a fucking toss about this.

I really want to see this:
www.amazon.co.uk/Monks-Transatlantic-Feedback-Dietmar-Post/dp/B001RBY9D0

I imagine you all do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)

You very much what?
oh you sneaky ninja. I saw you though *makes note*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I very much want to go home and get back into bed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)

well tough shit gramps
you have to work
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:11, Reply)

The concept interests me, what would the world would be like if I wasn't born?
And yes, I'm aware the obvious answer is 'Better'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:07, Reply)

You seem to be becoming increasingly emo and attention seeking, or were you always like this, I can't remember
Anyway cut it out, it's most unseemly
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)

he's always been like this
ask him about poetry and When September Ends by Green Day
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:15, Reply)

It's all woe is me
memememememememememememememememememememeyesitsallaboutme.
Perhaps some perspective and a script for citalopram would help.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Poetry? Seriously?
Fine, yes, I once wrote a blog about how the only song that suited my mood on my playlist was 'Wake Me Up When September Ends'. That's about it really.

Poetry is a new one though...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I was over-dramatising
and perhaps I couldn't quite remember the details...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)

LOLEMO

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Our glorious win over West Bridgford
61-0
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I have never seen any Godfather, Rocky or Rambo films
I have also never seen It's a Wonderful Life

Couldn't really give a shit.

I watched the latest Resident Evil film the other night. It was alright. So was the latest Harry Potter film.

In fact, I've seen loads of films that were all alright recently. Except Tron: Legacy, which was great.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Tron is awesomez I may have to go see it again
I watched Gamer the other night, it's delightfully shit.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)

*Tron fives*
not heard of the Gamer

I'm looking forward to Cowboys and Aliens.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)

It stars Chompy as a WoW-obsessed loner
who goes on a 'trenchcoat mafia' style rampage, killing all of the people who called him a rapist on the internet.

Paul Ross gives it five stars.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)

sounds good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)

It's with Gerard Butler and is directed by the guy who did Crank
and at some point someone went "you know what would make this film better? BOOBS! Like all the time, in the background, random flashing whatevs" and all the other guys went "heehee boobs"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)

that sounds awesome in every way

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:20, Reply)

It also has Peter Petrelli from Heroes in it as a weird gimp
And the guy who plays Dexter, and there's a musical number in it...

It has everything!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Oh I just love a 'musical number', me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I doubt you love anything

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I love
breaking into your flat when you're at work and doing unspecified creepy things to your stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

That's Gonz's stuff.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

*pictures Monty sniffing a jumbo pair of tatty grey y-fronts*
*bokes*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I don't even own a pare of tatty gray y-fronts.
I only own tigar, leopard cow and cow thongs... and for when things get really hawt, some dental floss and catoring gold sheets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I live with Sexface, all my stuff's been ruined already

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I might go see Tron on Tuesday.
Cheap night ftw!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)

First Blood is really quite good.
It's worth watching, anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:16, Reply)

it's one of those things were if it's on and I've got nothing else to do
or am too stoned to change the channel then I'll watch it.

There are a number of "classic" films that I haven't seen, through never really having the opportunity. Life's too short to seek them all out and watch them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Life's too short?
When you've just touted being too stoned to move as a possibility?
What a mong.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I love you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)

What a delightful coincidence.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I love you more

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Then I shall now return to work in a happy mood.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

you just don't understand the youth of today

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I do understand that 'I DO DRUGS ALL THE TIME' is dull and always has been.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Is it?
Fucking hell, no-one told me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Clearly.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)

guess I missed out on that memo too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)

it's no different to getting pissed up

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I agree.
Edit: with the sentiment, of course, not with the use of different to
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)

hahaha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

doing it or talking about it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I don't end to get 'pissed up'.
A little squiffy sometimes, but that's it.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I can't remember the last time I was too stoned to move
the reference to it above was a bit of an over-dramatisation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)

DRAMA QUEEN

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

SHUT UP
I HATE YOU
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Use the phrase "over-dramatise" twice in one thread
and live with your label, bitch.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I was hoping that no one had noticed that
in hindsight that was a foolish thing to hope
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I love you.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

What a delightful coincidence.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

you should make allowances
I've lived in Devon a long time

"where's that to?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Haaahaha.
The south-west has ruined us both.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)

in several small but significant ways
I'm concerned that it's ruined everywhere else for me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

At least it wasn't 'different than'.
If it was, I'd already be on a train to wurzel-land with my sharpest sword, with smiting on my mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

'Train to Wurzel-Land'
I want FGW to paint that on the side of their trains.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

trainIron horse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Former Great Western?
They suck.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

The last time I wote to them, I began,
'Hello and welcome to this month's letter of complaint from me.'
However, they refunded me every time I wrote.
Twats.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

different than seems to be more widely accepted
And is used a lot in films where someone thinks they have made a friend, friend turns out to still be a cunt long speech ending in "you're no different than the rest of 'em" *boobs* *explosion* *cheering* *some kind of make up scene*

END
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

"different to" seems more correct than "different than"
to me at least
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Well that's because you're a mong

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Vipros's grammar was wrong
Which made him a bit of a mong
But he didn't care
Cos his brain was not there
Having been melted down with a bong
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I hate you for making me laugh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

And I hate you for making me like you.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

you are part of a very non-exclusive club

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)

It's a hideous turn of phrase
and common in films because it's used by ghastly Americans.
Hello Kristine, you gorgeous lass
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Still not as bad as should/could/would of

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)

You are the anti-Beverly Knight AICMFP

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Now I have that stuck in my head :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Sometimes
having almost no contact at all with the modern world has its advantages. I know who that Knight woman is but that's about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I think I've seen the first Rocky movie
but no Godfather or Rambo. No particular desire to see them either.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Thanks for this, Lighty.
You can go back to sleep now.
( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

that makes it harder to look busy
I've never seen Taxi Driver and would rather like to. There, happy now?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Delighted.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Yay!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)

The best thing I've seen recently is this:
nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.com/2011/01/how-to-report-murder-in-absence-of.html
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

that's outstanding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Superb.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I know right?
I just got linked on Twitter by Anton Vowl and Primly Stable too! I realise this means nothing to most people but to me, it is superlatively AWESOME.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I saw the train doors close on a fat lady..
Literally squishing her like a marshmallow while she hurled obscenities until they opened again. It made me laugh.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Arsenal 3 - Chelsea 1
and I am going to see the Kings Speech today which will be ace.

And my sisters' tits.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I think I've had a breakthrough
I now find football even more boring than cricket
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

bloody hell wasn't aware that was possible. Cricket is shite
but then so are some football games. The more knowledge or appreciation you have for a game the more you pick up, even in the dull games.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)

even when I had my most knowledge and appreciation
living with a couple of fanatics, I still wasn't particularly interested.

It's not the game itself, because I appreciate the skill. I just don't really seem to be at all moved by a team or sportspersons achievement, or lack thereof.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Sport is soap opera for blokes so you're prob best off out of it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I can't bear to watch soap operas either

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

nor me. You stick to waves and strings eh.
When you finish work look at the video on my fb of the 5yr old drumminh to Toxicity. I was gobsmacked at how good he is.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I don't even like watching surf films any more
except Big Wednesday and Endless Summer 2. and Point Break naturally.

Will do, cheers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Your favourite film
is 'Endless Bummer 2'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Your constant posting of kids playing the drums is doing nothing to dispel your image of a heavy-metal paedophile.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

They are both equally dull
but football is working class and therefore worse, if only slightly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)

at least in cricket
something is being hit with a bat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

once every 15 minutes and usually not very hard or very far.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I do still think cricket is shit and dull
it's just that I'm finding football even more dull.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

The NHL is where it's at at the moment.
ESPN is awesome, very few adverts, cutting out all the stoppage crap, just pure game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

they should televise gang fights
where occasionally a game of hockey breaks out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

"Ho, ho, ho.... I went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out".
Classic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

the old ones are the best

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Its a wonderful life
is probably my favourite film of all time.

I have never seen Slumdog Millionaire and couldn't give a shit.
( Peej, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I've seen that film
It makes me far happier than it should.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)

You like seeing brown people in abject poverty.
It gives you an erection.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm unsure where this racist tag has come from...
But I like it.

Nah, I don't know what it is about the film, the ending just never fails to leave me without a grin on my face.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

you can get that feeling a lot quicker with a bit of porn

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Unless they're 3 minutes long, I never reach the ending.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I have no interest in watching it at all

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

apparently Neil Buchanan is in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

maybe I'll give it a go then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

He's in a band, you know?
My brother told me. He exists.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

*pats head*
Yes, that's right.

Don't tell me - your dad used to be The Fonz and you've got 3 Ferraris and a jet pack at home, but we can't come round and see them tonight becuase, err, you're a secret agent and cannot give away your address for security reasons?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Nope, told you yesterday, my Dad was a Reverend.
And my Mummy was a fire engine!

*dribbles*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

it's shite.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Please change your name back.
It makes me feel rather ill as it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I'm making a statement
when I know whatthat statement is I'll let you know.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You aren't quite aware of how much of a cock the original Bert was, are you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

cock n actual sexpest
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Well, this too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Course I am
haven't you read Harry Potter? you shouldn't be scared of a name.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

You should if the name is 'Josef Mengele'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I'm not afraid of a name, no more than I am afraid of the Sister fucker himself.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)