i do have lots of friends with nice boyfriends
but their stories are reeeeeeally dull!

"i came home from work and so did he and then we cooked dinner and watched some tv and went to bed."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That sounds 'normal' though.
What are you expecting from a man?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

You need some friends who are swingers
Their stories are NEVER dull
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Well, I suppose...
still though, I am astonished at the level of fuckwittery you and your friends seem to attract.
*ponders own lovelife with particular reference to fuckwitted men. I'll shut up now..*
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I'm not even going to mention your life before Christmas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Hence the shutting up
I am well aware of my ability to attract fuckwittery, albeit in substantially less interesting circumstances than swipey and her mates.
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Well at least you attract something.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

The amount of stories you have, surely so do you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Trouble, mainly
and from the stories you tell, you get a lot more giggedy than I do, although that's possibly because you choose, erm, men who fuck you then fuck you over.
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Like a younger Rswipe!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

gee
i can't hear this enough, thanks for reminding me how positively ancient i am
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Notice the 2 letters at the end -er
She needs only to be a day younger for that to apply to her!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Fuck me, and fuck off, as one of them said
No, I really don't. I just have some great stories.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

i have a lot of girlfriends
but the stories come from the same few. there must be a reason for this, but we have spent many many nights trying to work out why we attract fuckwits, and have failed to find an answer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Because you're the sort of girl that headbutts gym equipment?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I think you've put your finger on it there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I am very incisive.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Or Swipes forehead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Why would I put my finger on her forehead?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Some sort of Jedi mind trick?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

PFFT

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Because you've all spent the night with your friends analysing why you attract fuckwits
Rather than going out and meeting 'normals'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

She prefers 'simples'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

bravo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)