i've never hit the jackpot with all of them at once though
i've had clever, ugly and rich. i've had arrogant, poor, stupid (well, stupider than i am, believe it or not) and ugly. i've had vulnerable and ugly.

gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

seriously, why the fuck do you have arrogant and rich on the list?
both are appallingly unattractive traits in anyone. Well, rich is if it matters to them.

Unless you mean confidence rather than arrogance?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Swipe wants Tony Stark

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I didn't see "will be dead from *insert made-up metal here* poisoning soon" on the list..

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

He's cured though

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I really can't say I paid that much attention.
there was other stuff to distract me, like wine to drink and paint to watch dry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Don't we all?

(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I don't

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

i don't really have a list!
the only two things that are essential to me are: we have got to make each other laugh and he has got to be intelligent. the rest is just filler!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You should audition people.
Get them to perform a little sketch and then sit and exam, if they pass, you'll consider letting them take you out for a drink.

I might sell the rights to ITV

'Swipe Wants Talent'

The winner can be decided by phone vote.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Haaave you met Ted Crow?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Ted Crow?
Isn't he the head of the railway union? Surely she should punch him rather than date him?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Bob Crow
but I'd happily see anyone with the actual surname Crow culled, just to be safe. the collateral damage would be a small price to pay for ridding the world of that cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I'm trying to work out whether this is flattery or asteism

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

*basks in the warm glow of an awesome word*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's a fucking beauty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

It's flattery, as you'd surely fulfil her requirements
And it's a quote from HIMYM.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Well, thank you kindly.
(Though the HIMYM reference will be completely lost on me.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Don't think most people would get it, no worries!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Stop going for the uglies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)