Pfffft
That's incredible
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just shows how incredibly desperate some people are.
No offence swipe, it says more about them than it does about you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Giving out your number on a first gaz?
Jesus.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I dunno, a woman shows a bit of cleavage, strength of character etc
and half the board gaz her asking to see her tits *holds head in hands*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Noel,
tits are tits
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Honestly, it's shit like this that makes me ashamed to be male sometimes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

haha!
EDIT:

I do hope you know I was joking here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

That wasn't aimed specifically at you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Thats ok then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

if /talk are to be believed rachel's posts are all made up
and specifically geared to attract that sort of attention

worked with me though. Sorry about that making me hard gaz Rachel :-/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

*snigger*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

as it happens, they aren't
most of them happened to friends, and a lot are exaggerated/worded in a provocative way, but made-up they aren't!

the gaz wasn't the problem, vip. the problem was the persistent dirty phone calls. i was at work ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I believe you
I understand that sometimes strange or amusing things happen to real people and also, some people sometimes have sex.

yeah, sorry about that. it's your fault though really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

it really is the way you tell 'em
like the occasion when i flashed my boss and fell off my chair for being too lazy to pick it up so i wheeled myself off the edge - i think i got about 47 gazzes asking about my tits/pants. i could just have said "i fell off my chair and bruised my arse". in my head it sounds funnier to talk about tits/pants in a tongue-in-cheek way, but i can totally see how that gets misinterpreted!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I was aware that there was the odd gaz of that nature now and then
but I had no idea that there were that many fucking weirdoes out there. They could be reading everything we post....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's quite worrying, isn't it
An untold number of lurkers all dying to know the colour of your pants...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

It's mostly weird because I wouldn't begin to think of sending a message like that
except possibly as a joke, and even then I'd make it pretty fucking plain that that was the case.

I tend to forget how fucking odd some people are. or downright disturbing like mabazrichie
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Exactly, it wouldn't even enter my mind as a possibility to contact a total stranger in that way
The Internet's full of wrong 'uns.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

indeed it is
incidentally, what colour?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

what makes you think i'm wearing any?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

this conversation must end NOW

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Agreed

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)

..... or if you are wearing any
this is a popular question
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

*facepalms*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

ha these really are just the most recent
tip of the iceberg. if i could be arsed to trawl through my archive, there's some absolute peaches. there was one guy who asked me regularly what colour pants i was wearing, and another who said that i made him hard just from seeing the words "rachelswipe" and.... lather, rinse repeat!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

EEEEEEK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I never get creepy gazzes
I need a more girly name me thinks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

and a considerably smaller vagina
Us blokes get intimidated
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

IT HAS TEETH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I don't either
and I do have a fairly girly name
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

you don't want them
most of them are funny, but one or two are a bit Wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Oh, how quickly you've forgotten :(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)