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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I know it's Friday, and normally I'd be out doing stuff with sociable people.
Tonight I'm not.
I will in future because there ain't nuttin' goin' on.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:40, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
but stupidly tired and thus, I imagine, completely uninteresting. I have vodka, it might help
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)
And I may have shot my bolt by starting a new thread because I've not got much wine left.
What's going with the vodka?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
although it's possible it will also contain my face when I fall asleep in it
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)
and milk. I imagine this makes me horribly uninteresting...
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)
the existence of microwave popcorn may be one of the advantages.
Why else should I get a microwave?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I have nothing to do with anyone anymore. I think maybe because it's winter and all I want to do is sleep.
Like a big fat bear.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I can't believe that I'm so perky after being up most of last night.
Think I'll spend most of tomorrow asleep.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
unless you count the ears, then it's quintuple plugging
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Isn't running too well right now.
A bit of WD40 in the wheels at the back is needed.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
WD40, Duck Tape, a good screwdriver and a soldering iron.
I could get you off a desert island quicker than the A Team.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I'm just not that evil.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Instead I am in the pub with my brother. There's something wrong with this picture..
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Instead of in bed on my laptop as I would prefer. Anyway, what are you complaining about? :P
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
We've not shared the same house since 1987.
I like living on my own.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
We went on holiday to Great Yarmouth.
Lynne (big sister) got a bed to herself. Me and Phil (younger brother) got the bunk beds and I got top bunk.
Whatever shit it was that I ate I don't know, but I hoyed it all down all over him.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
be sure to spew on him again this time round, so he still knows who's boss.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I totally understand how you're feeling. He's alright in small doses I suppose, and he's trying quite hard to not be an arse, but ARGH, he's in my space and uninvited, GO AWAY.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)
If you were in bed too I could totally imagine your boobs
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
But imagine away.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)
He's being alright at the moment. But he still invited himself down without asking and we still don't really get on all that well. So...50/50 I guess. How's the hand?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
gone down a tiny bit though. Can't you ask him to leave if you didn't invite him?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
it would not be worth the massive huffing and paddy-throwing though. Trust me. It just wouldn't. He can be a right nasty cunt when the mood takes him.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)
I guess some people have a mean streak. At least set a definite time for him to be going- tell him you have to go somewhere yourself
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
and I am being outwardly nice, you know, it's been ok...but I really do just want him to GO AWAY. I had to put up with him for the entirety of christmas and then he turned up at mine with a few hours notice. I've had an incredibly frustrating, annoying day, and to have him in my space when I desperately need to unwind is really causing me some angst.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)
what went wrong with your day? Has work calmed down a bit there?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
so a little stressed, but that's not it, it's partially my brother being around and partially this stupid parcel. I really can't stand it when things go wrong that I have no control over, and the customer service I've received has been absolutely shockingly shit. I'm so upset as not only have they apparently 'lost' it (cough*NICKED IT*cough) but it was a gorgeous pair of boots that I'll struggle to find again, and it was tracked so how the fuck has it gone missing?
I've calmed down a bit from earlier (ie, I'd been on hold for 40 minutes with the same 15 second hold music clip going on and on and on) but I still feel like rage and frustration are bouncing around inside me like a crazy pinball, and I desperately want some time to myself to chill out. But all the various ways I have of calming down require my house guest to PISS RIGHT OFF, and he won't until tomorrow evening.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
the bastards at the post office have really excelled themselves in thievery this Christmas. They stole a camera that my dad bought for my sister (tracked as far as Dublin then it vanished) as well as several other things.
On shoes though- check out the Kurt Geiger sale. Wait until your brother goes to bed, then have a lovely long bath with a drink, then watch a DVD and drink some more
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
it was tracked from collection to courier and then shows as being delivered when it clearly wasn't. Everytime I've rung, the advisor has tried to contact the courier, who doesn't pick up, then left them a message and told me they'll ring me back. They never have. I've also sent in two messages via the web form, neither of which have been replied to. I'm so frustrated by the whole process that I could chew through a brick wall, especially as it costs a mint to ring them and I'm on hold at least 15 minutes each time.
Sorry to hear about your stuff too. I can't believe the thing Lamps and I got you hasn't shown up :(
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)
Didn't want to risk sending it to Ireland, I remember Amberl saying the post can be dodgy and there was a lot of snow.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)
if you're lucky he'll be gone before you surface tomorrow.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)
but he he'd wake me, plus he has to come through my bedroom to get to the bathroom.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)
I don't have to comply with this interrogation!
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)
with the little girl shouting 'sign the 'fession!'
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)
yes berk, you do have some
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)
if you're looking up at the ceiling... and I'm prepared to go on the sex offenders register.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)
and I think I've twisted my knee as it really fucking hurts.
Also keep trying to catch what I think is a mouse in our kitchen. MOTHER FUCKER.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)
but enough about trying to fix your knee
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)
How are you Mr DJ, turn ma records on I wanna dance with ma baybeee?
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:11, Reply)
I have actually been DJ-ing this evening. To an audience of literally one, my flatmate.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)
I've been being slutty and doing hamstring curls to no one tonight.
this is what my username implies btw
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)
Got another Led Zep album. Hope I don't become a horrible nazi sympathising racist. That seems to be the way of things.
rateyourmusic.com/collection/djtrialprice/visual/ <--- all my CD collection
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:32, Reply)
I have little to no physical music with me. Actually, no, I have 4 of Montreal albums, that's it. All the rest is back home.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)
and most of it in storage. But my guitar, amps and CDs follow me around regardless.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)
apart from one thing. A B-side on the first vinyl I owned. I quite like not having a clue what it sounds like!
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)
I recommend watching it from the start of series one as the quality is there from the very beginning.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)
I'm not sure I could be bothered to type them all in though, or bear the shame of people knowing some of the shit I listen to.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)
rateyourmusic.com/collection/djtrialprice/visual/7
ALL Erasure! I know no shame. It takes a while to do it but once you get going it's really quite fun. Then you get a breakdown of your music collection by genre, label, year etc. automatically. And you can other users with similar tastes to get recommendations. Rate Your Music is the only other site apart from b3ta I've given money to without expecting anything in return.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)
Quite a lot of those are singles. I don't collect CD singles of any other band. But they have done a lot of albums yes: Wonderland, The Circus, The Two-Ring Circus, The Innocents, Wild!, Chorus, I Say! I Say! I Say!, Erasure, Cowboy, Loveboat, Nightbird, The Light At The End Of The Universe.
That's them in chronological order. Typed from memory. *deeper shame*
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:47, Reply)
*refuses to acknowledge really liking a song last years X Factor runner up has released*
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:48, Reply)
I was enticed by catchy pop! It's not like I bought the album..
I downloaded it and deleted it when I found it to utter shite bar two tracks
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:00, Reply)
surely you can't have more embarrassing stuff than that.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)
one of them was my very favouritest song when I was about 4.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)
just that it's a bit embarrassing. I think the most shameful cd I've ever purchased was a Maroon 5 album. I think I must've been on glue.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)
we have to embrace the fact that we're going to listen to some utter crap from time to time and not try to hide it. Otherwise we'll constantly be under a barrage of accusations and torments like Darth with his gayderism.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:55, Reply)
but that one haunts me, I don't think I ever listened to it properly. thing is I've lost/broken so many cd's in the last ten years but I bet that turd is lying somewhere in pristine condition.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:56, Reply)
The CD has long since been destroyed, and you have to remember that I was young and naive but... I bought Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex. I feel dirty typing that.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:59, Reply)
If it hadn't'a been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd'a been married long time ago, where did ya come from, where did ya go...?
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)
Steps, Jason Donovan and Robson & Jerome: all things I've had to buy for my mum.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:12, Reply)
I think it's trying to get into the binbag, I thought I might slam it between the door and the fridge.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)
If they get into my dress stash I'll fucking slam them to death.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:11, Reply)
we used ot have loads of mice in our old house. They're fairly harmless, but if it bothers you get a trap.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:12, Reply)
and I'm worried about my dresses.
Gettin' traps tomorrow I think.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)
they are highly - highly - unlikely to nom your clothes.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)
if you have a meatdress then you might need to worry more. On a number of counts, foremost being that you have a DRESS MADE OF MEAT YOU SICK FREAK.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:20, Reply)
I guess a dress that hugs and boosts in all the right places could also be constructed of lies.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)
are constructed entirely from lies, as is my corset.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)
It's the most expensive thing wear semi-regularly. Probably item of clothing full stop.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)
I didn't pay that though. I used to collect them, and then they all got too small and I had to sell them :(
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)
it's actually 8 inches smaller at the moment. I need to be at least 4" smaller to have even the faintest hope of fitting in. Bugger. Still not selling it. It's a beautiful forest green.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)
at least if something is too small you know you're likely to be able to slim in to it, but there's no way I was putting a couple of stone back on just so my corsets fit!
Forest green sounds pretty. Mine is just boring black satin.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:52, Reply)
which has been discontinued. I love WKD.
EDIT: OMG SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:55, Reply)
www.adorecorsets.com/acatalog/003_London_Corset_Dita_Polka_Dot_Satin_Overbust.html
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:58, Reply)
WKD sale is disappointing, but it has the bralets my flatmate wants in the sale, will inform her of this. I quite like them, but there's no point in not having any support.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)
it's stunning, but I can't justify spending money on it when I won't wear it. And yeah Lampers, I've just had a look at WKD sale and it's crap, frankly.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)
I wasn't overly impressed, although that's possibly because they had nothing I could afford in my size...
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:17, Reply)
shop is in Spitalfields, I think? I just wasn't impressed with the selection they had in the shop, there just didn't seem to be a lot there.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)
How are things, darlin'? I wasn't going to risk the post getting over to Ireland with all the snow, so I've sent it out now. So sorry about the delay.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:20, Reply)
that's cool, she'll have something awesome to collect when she gets back then. I was convinced the postie had nicked it!
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)
judging by the hassle she's had with other stuff not arriving, it was probably the best thing to do.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)
But no, we had a few drinks watched a movie and I returned home with my dignity.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 0:59, Reply)
No really, well played sir. Out of interest though is she Welsh.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)
Right mucker I'm off to bed, pass on my regards to your other half dude!
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)
Will do, I think I'm going to phone her and wake her up to make sure she's not with her Liverpool based bloke, Jerome.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:08, Reply)
Had friends bail on me tonight, so watched Derren Brown on 4OD then wasted a few hours online. Not wanking, I hasten to add.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:28, Reply)
Dreading going back to Newcastle tomorrow and in a thoroughly depressing mood.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:28, Reply)
wearing a jacket. Like a big hom.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 1:39, Reply)
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