I got a new sister
and over the last three years, lots of lovely randomburn CDs.

But, yeah, mostly the sister thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i thought djtp had cut his hair now?!?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)

yeah
I traded in my old sister for a new one.

I shall plait her hair and do her makeup and tell her lies about boys, and make her do my share of the washing up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Now I'm going to question all the wisdom you've imparted.
I bet trumping in front of a boy doesn't get you pregnant after all.
*starts scraping the plates*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)

trumping in front of a boy turns him gay
so don't do it in front of a boy you like, ever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Oh dear
I think he was only pretending to be asleep:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post722263
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)

pfffft

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)

this is one of my very few limits
i hate farts! prob because my brother still does them in my face if he can. he's 31 and a fully qualified accountant....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

but shitting on your head is okay?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

that was also NOT ok

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)

what about in the spare bedroom?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
i was going to put that on /qotw but don't want more of a rep on here for being shit-obsessed than i already have
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)

If it helps
You're not alone
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Did it bother you less when he was a part-qualified accountant?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I'd be relieved if there was a little flatulence in our relationship
But it's a compromise I'm willing to make.
It does mean that I'll be on North West Tonight one day when I finally explode.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I think I love you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Back atcha Sis.
*parp*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oh man I just remembered my uncle used to fart and then build an igloo of smell around me
He's only 7 years older than me so it's not quite as weird as it sounds.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

That doesn't count
That's my find not yours! In other news, are ye aw'right hen?
( djtrialprice, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:23, Reply)

she's not your sister, she's mine!
In other news, I got a haircut today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)

He wants to be the new Bert, the dirty git.
How's the Barnet then?
I have to wait two weeks for my next haircut.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)

If you look on my fb profile pics
It's essentially the shorter blonde style I used to have. Looks quite sassy, IISSM.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Oh I know the one
Lovely, suits ya.
I contemplate a change every now and then, but I have become my bob.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)