The highlight of my weekend
was having a jam with my daughter. I set up her new drumkit on Friday night and we had a little go, with me accompanying on guitar. We're going to be BIG. Working band name: 'The Brown Stripes'.

If anyone wants to buy shares in our future earnings and 'get in on the ground floor' gaz me yeah.

My other highlight of the weekend came this morning. In my block there is a charming arrangement whereby anyone wanting to get rid of something (such as a chair, books etc.) leaves it in the ground floor stairwell for a few days before slinging it, to see if anyone wants it first. By this method, today I came by TEN CANS OF FUCKING BEER. How smart is that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is insane!
How could you ever have "spare" beer?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I know.
I think it may be a trap of some kind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Or perhaps
it was someone bringing in their shopping and you arrived at a critical time?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It was 7am.
There was nothing else there, and no-one around at all. It's most mysterious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Who cares then?
You have free beer and this should be celebrated via the medium of dance
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Really?
It's not Carling Black Label is it? Because giving it away seems a bit cruel on the person who takes it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Draught Guinness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Well in that case it's totally understandable
Guinness is fucking disgusting.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'm glad you're here, you fat bender.
Jan 22nd. Curry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

That sounds do-able
I'll see if the wife is free.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Seems the gaz post is being slow
My invite from you has yet to arrive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

How strange.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I know
Were it not for the fact that I know you would like my presence there, I might take umbrage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Once fatty's checked with his wife I'm going to request confirmations and then book.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Agreed, can't stand the stuff

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I can drink one pint - the idea of a night on it is not one I'd entertain, mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

It's the day after that's the problem.
You have to have a couple of good books.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Went to the Guiness factory in Dublin as part of a stag do last year
I could barely drink half of the free pint. Foul stuff.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Same!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You also went to the Guinness factory in Dublin as part of a stag do last year?
What are the chances of that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Haha, whoops!
I meant I can't stand the shit, even from the factory.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)

There's Guiness factory in Dublin?
Damn, I spent the entire time running around the post office on O'Connell street making machine gun noises.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Hahahah
I spent the whole of MY visit wandering around a bog weeping and babbling incoherently, with half a mouldy potato in my grubby hand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

In it for the craic
but do you have a craic pipe?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I always carry two.
Just to be sure, to be sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*groan*
Why did I laugh at that?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Because you are an oaf?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Indeed I am!
As my daughter insists on calling me all the time now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

you could try cooking with it.
I wouldn't mind having a go at the beef in beer that LiC has mentioned.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

My brother drinks it. I'll give it to him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

My dad does a good beef in guinness
he might even have given me the recipe at some point.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)