This thread's bent.
I've just bought a pair of HUNDRED QUID WELLIES.


(at the Phil)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:35, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And excellent seats at the Phil?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

GREAT seats.
That was fucking scary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Why 100 quid on wellies?
Those ones with the frog eyes can't cost that much, Shirley?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

We heard you the first time

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

you're turning into me
you'll be dyeing them pink and moaning about your love life next
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I really won't, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Is that because you've got a love life?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

only people who have a love life
moan about it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

You're probably right.
Consider my comment retracted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

i am always right
and you should always retract all your comments.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

What? ALL of them?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)

yes
it's the only way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I don't know why we didn't think of this earlier.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

i would put him on ignore, him and one or two others
but i tried that, and they post too much, and you miss stuff, and it gets really confusing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I don't like to ignore people other than those who post erotic squid pictures.
And I wouldn't ignore Jeff because he does have his funny moments.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

i have drawn the sad conclusion
that i am too nosy for ignore
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Thanks Blousie.
I'd never ignore you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Good!
Because I know where you live.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Hunters?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

No, she went of her own accord.

(yes they are, my boss's daughter is in marketing and got me them cheap)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Where on earth do you go that would require wellies?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

how is £100 cheap for hunters?
they cost £60-£70.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I never paid anything like a hundred quid for my Hunters.
What colour did you get?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I got some £40 Karrimor wellies for £15.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Do you wear them with your £20 Peter Storm jacket that you got for a tenner?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

First thing I ever bought with my first paycheck when I was 16 was a Peter Storm Kagool.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Did you wear it down the precinct and do some breakdancing on a bit of spare lino someone had found in their garage?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I don't think breakdancing was invented when I was 16.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

one of the first things i bought with my own money
was a ted baker coat. not to disappoint anyone, it cost me about £150 even in 1996, and i fucking LOVED it.

got to university. met the love of my life (at that stage anyway). wore it on a date. he derided it as a "bin-liner". gutted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

wot
ridic
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

These in olive green:
tp://www.johnlewis.com/131795/Style.aspx?source=63258
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I don't understand the purpose of these shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

They stop your feet getting wet.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I thought that was the function of...well...all shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

not flipflops

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Some do the job better than others.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Right. You go out into a muddy field, see
and your feet stay clean and dry.

Then you grab a sheep, right, and you jam its back legs one in either welly. You see the straps on the top of the welly? you pull those tight and the sheep can't escape. Then you fuck it.

Then when you get home you can hose the boots clean, rubber you see.

Whether you place the back legs in so that the sheep is facing towards you or away from you depends if you are Welsh and therefore don't want to miss out on the kissing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Monty, why must you always mention the cost of the things you buy?

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Why don't presidents fight the wars?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

just because you work in uxbridge
where you couldn't spend more than £10 in your lunch hour even if you earned that much... used to work in the same building as kroney
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

You'll be interested to know
that Uxbridge has been hit pretty hard by the recession and is even more shit than it used to be. Woolies has been downgraded to a Poundstretcher and there are abandoned shop spaces everywhere.

It's like walking around the apocalypse.

Edit: I'm choosing to ignore the insinuation that I earn less than ten pounds a day.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

£10 a day? you wish
i know, i dealt with the transfer/termination of some of the woolies leases, not only there but in about 10 other places. some were more desirable than others!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Saw a quality resident today
dark brown terry cloth tracksuit, jet black poorly dyed hair, and self applied fake tan, which gave her a nicely dappled effect desirable in skewbald horses.

I haven't seen the whistler in ages. I think he may have been a victim of the credit crunch.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)

i had to get out of there
When juicy couture tracksuits started to seem the pinnacle of chic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I don't know what a juicy couture is.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Its what Swipey gets when she thinks about me.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Is it? That's a strange term to describe
a clunge snapping shut like a bear trap.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Bloody hell
do they have the Apple logo on them or summit?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

What a waste of fucking money
you going to glastonbury then?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)