Date update
she hasn't replied to my text, so it looks like I'll be staying in tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She's probably a lesbian

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Well she is now

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Fucking frigid is what she is,
CAH
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I can think of a number of words
I might call a woman who has decided not to go on a date with you. Frigid probably isn't one of them.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

'Survivor' is one that springs to mind

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

christ what did you put in the text?
Her phone's prob off or out of battery or maybe she left it at home today
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)

"I know a gorgeous set of hedges down the back alley near the train station,
wait for me there."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)

if there is anywhere in britain less sexy than the yellow bathroom tiled 70's hell of milton keynes station
I've yet to see it. I'd rather have sex up against one of the windows of the London Eye
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)

*fears for your sanity following the inevitable deluge of pandergazzes titled "That could be arranged..."*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)

just the one so far, more a trickle than a deluge
Never done the london eye. harrods, yes. V subtly, real life exhibitionism is NOT my style (i couldn't afford the legal fees). Also tried to do the mile high but plane toilets are fucking rank and having some smartass teenager bang on the door and sing out "haven't you two finished yet" doesn't help.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Yeah, I can't see the appeal of an aircraft toilet
Sure, there's the kudos, sure, you'd get your end away...but in one of those cubicles? You surely wouldn't be able to enjoy it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)

we didn't do anything
The thrill of getting in there was great but then... We just looked a bit helplessly at the manky stinky cubicle, the grim toilet, the people who were on the other side of a paper thin wall, each other and just went, naaaaaaaah. Least horny venue ever.

Apart from milton keynes train station, as above.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Why were you trying to have sex in Milton Keynes station?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Leave her alone, she was only 13 after all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)

i wasn't!
Read the board properly, there's a good sexbomb xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Can you get your money back on the rohypnol?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

He'll need his receipt
(But he'll have to check the small print, not everywhere offers a 'rape or return' cash-back policy).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

They wont refund the chloroform once its been exposed to air though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

he could always pick up a date on the way home

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

He'll need a car with a big boot for that though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

not necessarily
apparently you can fit a body in a suitcase
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Oh yeah, I remember they did it in three colours white. Or a duffel bag if you really pack em in tight!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

That is one of my hobbies.
I love trying to fit into a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Ouch
That physically hurt.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)

you need someone on the outside pushing, whilst you're sucking in, they can zip it up

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)