it speaks for itself
figuratively of course.

how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm now kinda imagining your penis as being like a chestburster
But with an impressive goatee and talking in a West Country accent.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

why would my penis talk with a West Country accent
when I don't?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Because you're from down that way, innit
And I know you don't. I don't know how to describe your accent.
If it helps, I can change it to having a monocle and top hat, and be saying "Good day to you".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

that would be more acceptable
hold on, you can change it?

are you paint-mashing it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

No I am not
Might do later though.
I still have a choice one of BGB to do, but can't quite get the face blended in properly due to lack of a decent profile shot. Also having to use GIMP as I want to do some blurring effects, and it's not exactly intuitive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

and that is less weird than The Picture how?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Y'know, I've kinda lost touch with what's weird or not

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

you need a chart

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Or a spreadsheet maybe
Or medication.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

i am now imagining you
imagining his penis. you should be very very ashamed.

i was great until i read the above..... now i feel slightly soiled and as if my sparkling purity of mind and soul has been besmirched.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You love it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

god
anyone would think i was some sort of cockhound
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I heard cockhounds refer to you in hushed tones?
For fear they would summon you...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

i'm not actually sure what one is
but it sounded like someone who might be able to sniff out cock in a convent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I bet you could do that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

yeah.......
i am not going to deny that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

What do you call a cock in a convent?
Pope Benedict.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I like the phrase cockhound
and shall use it forthwith
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

i can't claim the credit for it
but i will do anyway.

ta!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I'm afraid it's part of a /talk meme.
So be careful out there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*heeds warning*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)