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I don't think I've ever struggled to give something up.
Although I reckon I'd find it hard to stop smoking at first. But then again I don't want to stop smoking, it makes you look cool infront of girls. I've not had alcohol for up to nine months at a time, that's a piece of piss.
Mind you I definitely have a problem with buying clothes and I don't think I could ever stop. Again, I don't really want to though.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:23,
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That's me
Giving up things is hard, why would I do that?
Plus, smoking makes me look big and clever.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:27,
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The only thing that could make you look big is the Lollipop Guild!
Morning Bella
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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I'd say morning, but I'm quite obviously not talking to you now.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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I thought that comment was quite witty for me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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Firstly, that film's about 75 years old, so do you think you're really the first to make that joke?
Secondly, I'm not *that* ridiculously small.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:39,
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This is true, I'm likely not. 72 years old though, not a bad guess! I'd have been miles out.
Aye, you're no Oompa Loompa.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:41,
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*Warning* Board thief has posted, claims to have 'bought' something *Warning*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:28,
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I thought it was a given that we all had to lie on here.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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Only dangerous fantasists and the interminably dull resort to wholesale fabrications
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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He did say "I definitely have a problem with buying clothes"
so you can interpret that either way, really.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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Yes the claim of not really wanting to 'buy' clothing seals the deal.
He'd make a fortune by 'workshopping' his tealeafing skillz. Today ladies and gentleman you will observe me taking three t-shirts to the changing room at Burton, and as if by magic only return two.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:39,
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That's a load of bollocks.
I wouldn't be seen dead in Burton.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:41,
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I somehow imagine it as the destination of choice for 'Barry from Eastenders'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:42,
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You imagine wrong, I only wear threads from the finest of establishments.
Like Next and BHS. Not really.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:45,
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