For day to day stuff
I am a jeans and tshirt girl, and I really don't care as long as it's decent and clean. It's just too much effort to make an effort every day, you know?
I agree with you on the communication thing though - some clothes scream 'CUNT!' to me without ever saying a word, and allow me to make a snap judgement, usually a correct one, that the person wearing said clothes will not be somebody I should waste my breath on.
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bet Primark trackie bottoms tucked into socks really get your juices flowing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

If by juices
you are referring to the angry bile that starts sloshing around at the sight of dickheads like that, then yes. Yes they do.
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I asked a scally why they tuck their 'trackies' into their socks
He said it's so when you nick stuff you can stick it down your trackies and it won't fall out the bottom.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

oh god.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Scallies are delightful aren't they ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Did he prove his point
by then demanding your phone, forcing you to unleash THE FIST OF CANCER!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

No
But I gave him a fistbump to make him think it was cool...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

...and he died not long after.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I'm not implying a causal link
*gives The Look*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

they ride mountain bikes delivering weed a lot too
so I guess it's like bicycle clips.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

*makes notes*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

ahaha
Jeans : check
Long sleeved tee: check
big comfy jumper: check

WE ARE CLOTHES TWINS.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

*Looks down at self*
Bloody hell, how did you know?
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'm Psychic.
I'll be wearing my boots into town soon. *squees*
I'm wearing proper jeans though, like, ones that finish at my waist and not on my hips. YAY FOR WARM HIPS.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I can't wear high waisted jeans
they make my fat arse look planetary.
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm sure you have a lovely arse.
I can *just* get away with them because I'm pretty small in general. Although with the amount I eat, I'm surprised I'm not a huge internet-fatty for real.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

When you hit 25, that'll change
Mark my words!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

only if I get pregnant.
I'm built exactly the same as my sister. she only got fat when she fell pregnant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Then I hate you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

just put her near catface
that'll fucking teach her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Probably the only way that one could, quite literally, fall pregnant.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Haha!
*makes a call*
*gets pregnant*
Dammit!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

His sperm do seem to be the bodily equivalent
of a rocket being launched through a paper bag, it has to be said.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Love you too mate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

How do you "fall" pregnant?
there's only really one way it can happen and it can hardly be described as accidental.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Observe Catface's unfeasibly diminutive stature
Then you will understand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I was surprised
by how genuinely tiny he is.
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

The correct term is
Insignificant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

significantvisible to the naked eye
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

He's like a living Playmobil figure.
Only with more points of articulation and a working ball sack.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

lovely fat (honest). But not as fat as it used to be. Curse you and your youthful metabolism!
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'm sure I'm not that much younger then you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Old enough to be in school before you were even born, I suspect :)
I'm 25.
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Only just.
right, I'm off out for a walk, I'll chat to you lovely folks later. bye!
*waves*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)