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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Shut your piehole
She's an excellant mother to her growing collection of bastards
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:47,
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15 years ago)
Technically only one is a bastard
The other two are just cunts
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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Thankfully the children seem fairly normal considering the cards they've been dealt.
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girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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I know.
One of them's half Australian, for fuck's sake.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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Two.
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girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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See, I don't follow her exploits in detail.
I find it incredible that she was Andre long enough to become pregnant twice.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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The other day I overheard on the bus that Victoria Beckham is pregnant again
There is a tiny part of me that is impressed her and david are still together, it must be.. what 15 years?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:12,
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You heard wrong.
Turns out she's just eaten an apple.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:14,
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Genius
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:58,
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And Chris Martin is really pissed off about it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:02,
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I'm sure they'll rofl when the other kids show them what mummy got up to on the internet
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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