check this out for a ropey email
so this guy who tries to get me to go out with him from time to time emails me for the first time since november:

"sorry i didn't make it to london over christmas after all, but i ended up bonking that teacher i was groping - luvvly jubbly"

what is the MATTER with some people?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You could make a fortune selling this stuff in book form
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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

hugs4u lol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

funnily enough
this is exactly what i intend to do. chick-lit ftw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

And then like the wind of a thousand storms, he had the look of a man who's had a thousand lovers...
.... he walked up to the very plain and generally dull shopkeeper and said to her with abated breath "These are the shoes my wife wants, this is the only pare of them. And it would be an honnor if you, 'slightly pretty but ever so plain in your work clothes girl', would have them instead of her. You see, I am a very loanly rich man with a big penis and a bumbling way about me. It would do me the honnor if you would piss my wife off, that rancid bitch, by having these shoes".

She then looked up from the desk into his eyes and smiled, "Cash or cheque?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

I would buy a copy of that book.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:11, Reply)