OMG you drive a cable car in San Franciso!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That would be an awesome job
Unless you suffered with travel sickness
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)

It really would.
Driving a cable car for a living would fill one with awe, wouldn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Better than sitting in a basement all day looking at a wall
You get to be out and about looking at all the crazy people. Ringing the little bell.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I think I would go with 'it would be OK for a short while'
rather than expecting to be struck with awe every morning upon my arrival at work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Yeah but you hate everything

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I'd like to be a guide in The British Museum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I don't think the little uniform would suit you
not much call for selling biscuits etc.

you get the point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

*adjusts woggle*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Really really?
Or just so you could roll your eyes at how fucking ignorant everyone is? TECHINCALLY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED CRETACEOUS PARK YOU FUCKING MORON
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I would queue for this!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I found myself giving poor old Lusty and her chums
a kind of impromptu tour on Sunday. Either I know quite a lot of stuff or they were particularly ignorant and it cannot be that, can it?

Are you calling Lusty and her chums ignorant? You'd better not be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Or they thought "Oh fuck, best just shut up until his throat packs in"
"Otherwise he'll just repeat himself louder and slower"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Or they were humouring you
"really it was leonardo da Vinci that painted the Mona Lisa and here I was thinking it was Leonardo di Caprio teeheehee"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

he'd be a shit tour guide for the British Museum if he thought the Mona Lisa was there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

They're bound to have a poster of it somewhere.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

drive a cable car are a drag act in a transsexual disco
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I knew he looked familiar...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)