Alright, who broke the internet?
What should I have for lunch?

Yes, I am that bored.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:54, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should have water with a little salt
work up your appetite!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Go to the pub and have booze for lunch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

An impossibility, sadly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I cannot drink and work.
Or even 'drink and pretend to work but really just be pissing about on B3ta'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Why not have the inevitable weekend with that lunch

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Nom!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Gosh, I wonder what people are doing this weekend

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

There may even be a food based b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

The stories will entertain the internet for weeks to come

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Vipros will be driven from the internet never to return

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

*crosses fingers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

weeks, nay, months.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

That's only if there's been a good raping, with a subsequent story on page 11 of the metro

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Is there any other kind of raping?
Not in my experience.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)

The whole experience can be ruined if the victim thanks you for carrying out their deep seated fantasy
There's some fucking sickos out there
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Me too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Either have something tasty, yet healthy
Or get a KFC.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

There isn't one in North Finchley.
There's a 'Sam's Chicken', but I'd rather eat the shit straight out of Al's lardy arse than their disgusting fare.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I'd rather eat it's made from than ,
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Oooh there's always the A1 cafe on the High Street, they do some right lardy shit in there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

A bit fat fry up would suit me fucking beautifully now.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

^Stock b3tan response to everything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Especially hangovers

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I just had baked beans and tuna, I can't really help in this situation.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I shall be going for Katsu curry
I suggest that you do the same
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I do like a Katsu curry acksherlee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Fried chicken and curry - a perfect combination of two calssic takeaways
Next week Thai Green chicken pizza
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I had a flier through my door the other day
advertising a 'doner meat pizza' - of course I ordered three immediately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

There was a takeaway in the town where I went to uni
who had, as their 'in house special' a pizza topped with doner meat, chips and baked beans. You could walk past that takeaway at any time of day and there would always be two thirds of a discarded one outside. I can't even conceive of how drunk you would need to be for that to look like a sensible takeaway option.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

About as drunk as you will be tomorrow.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I really don't think so
unless you're paying for all of my drinks, anyway..
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

It's BYO
You just pick up 8 cans of strong polish lager before you get there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

lager before you get there

Brasso is quite nice if you're flush. Otherwise, Mr Sheen all the way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Lager?
*spits* no thank you.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Katsu Vesta
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I'm having mexicana cheddar and liver sausage sandwiches
I commend them to you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

That sounds somewhat waki.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I need the vitamin D in these gloomy times

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

'Nick Clegg' and his cronies have a lot to answer for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

How many poppadoms will you order tomorrow?
Seeing as the poppadom debate always goes on far too long in any Indian restaurant, would it not make sense to organise that now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I think that we shouldn't order those ones with bits in
they're not as nice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

They're pappads. And I agree, they're shite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Can we just give them to the loser end of the table
and have twice as many normal pops
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

This is a very shrewd piece of thinking.
They can pay for our meals as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I like the sound of this.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You want to pay for monty and my meal?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You see I TOLD you he had a use.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Oh man, I totally just got burned by Chompy
this is not a good day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Go home and go to bed.
Try again tomorrow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

There's going to be some top-quality bullying going down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Will it totally fuck up bookings if I bring a mate,
I probably wont but I was thinking of asking.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Nah it'll be OK I'm sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I should warn you she's from yorkshire.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Oh now hang on.
I'm planning on going back to Tayyabs on other occasions, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

It's cool she'll almost certainly say no as it involves spending money
and Tayyabs doesn't serve yorkshire puddings but I'd thought I'd check with you before I asked.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Does she get 'reet randeh' if she eats curry?
If so, invite her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Can you imagine getting Tayyabs chilli sauce on your genitals?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

It's the only way he gets off.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I don't need to imagine it, Al.
I do it every night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Yes
Don't bring anyone from Milton Keynes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Two per person.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

You don't order them
they just turn up when you sit down
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I am having steak.
Yes.
( wanderlust, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

You lucky cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Yes.

( wanderlust, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

YES.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

OH GOD YES!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I am currently making a fresh loaf of bread, in my bread maker
then at around 1.30 I shall saunter down the road to Sainsburys and purchase some more flour and a tin of Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup.

I shall then consume this with a couple of slices of my freshly baked bread.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I didn't ask about your lunch, you fucking Pillsbury dough-boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You didn't ask about mine either but I still told you.
Does that make me a dough-boy too huh? Or just a cunt?
( wanderlust, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Bit of both, you Pillsbury Dough-cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Fuck you, you didn't give Lusty a shit load of abuse when she told you she was having steak.
What amuses me even more than your blatant favouritism is the fact that you don't realise that "having steak" is Lusty's code for riding a big fat cock until it jizzes all over her.

And since you're at work, and she's not with you, looks like it isn't your cock she's going to be riding.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

LUSTY IS THIS TRUE?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

SHE HASN'T REPLIED THAT MUST MEAN IT'S TRUE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Sorry, my hands and fanny are too full of cock to reply just now.
I'll get back to you later.
( wanderlust, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Oh. Right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Ha!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'm going to go now.
See you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Yeah bye then.
I'll just be leaving now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

BYE

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

OK I'm going.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I am having a whole heap of awesome for lunch.
The dogs are having chicken.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)