I manage to block out most things I do when drunk
On Friday, after getting up to go to bed, I stood behind the couch with my cock out. One of the lads shouted at me, as he thinks that I think I was in the toilet, so I was about to piss down the back of the girl sat there.

Thank fuck he warned me...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The most likely explanation is that you're a
piss-on-the-back-of-a-girl's-head fetishist.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

yeah
and i bet that top cost her about £150. the sofa would have been at least £1,000 too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I just pictured you sucking air through your teeth before coming to those figures
Much like a tradesman.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

it would be my "mastermind" subject
well, that and the number of calories/grams of fat in any item of foodstuff on the planet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Can you do Slimming World 'Syn' values too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

sadly not i never understood slimming world
those days when you can eat unlimited amounts of one food just do not make sense. i mean, ok if it's celery, but pasta? you do not want to know how much pasta i could eat in a day if left to my fat greedy self. italy would starve.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I can eat a family-sized giant saucepan, if you give me a whole evening with rests inbetween servings.
I don't know how it works but it does. Or at least it did when I used it to lose a stone in a month for a wedding.
At the moment I'm thinking of cutting off a foot so I can lose 1lb. What does a foot weigh?
I'll know later when I've been weighed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

yup
i even like it plain and cold with a sprinkling of salt. i like it dirty with melted strong cheddar and black pepper. i like it with tomato chilli sauce and loads of veg and feta cheese.

and rice. rice is good too.

a foot? prob about 3lbs. just take a couple of toes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I have small toes. I'll do half a foot.
I do like it plain with broccoli. Andd on Slimming world I've been known to tip over some mushy peas (superspeed foods or summat).
But it's better with naughty pomodoro and loads of cheese.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

i think pomodoro is ok
that's just tomatoes, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

air through your teeth before coming to those figures
Much like

Much like rs's QOTW fans.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

more sucking, less sweating

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

*Sigh*
One day I'll find a nice young girl to unexpectantly urinate on the back of my head while I'm sitting on the sofa.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

you might want to try a nice young guy if you're after that sort of thing
it's just a biological limitation.

huh, what a coincidence, there's one right up there, look. ^^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Nah', I don't think that would be my cup of tea. I'm a bit sexists when it comes to choosing who I would like to urinate on me. I don't mean anything bad by it, I was just born that way, can't help it. Doesn't make me a bad person, just a fussy one.
Besides, my sofa is against the back wall so they would have to stand on the window ledge but the curtains hang down to the floor so they would have to be open so everyone passing by (and I live on a highstreet) would see. The last thing I would want the general public to think is that people urinate in unconventional places at my place, it might encurdige strangers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

And I think I would like to get to know someone before they urniate on the back of my head while standing on the window ledge.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)