You frequent Gonzish name changes
confuse me.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm extremely sorry and I would like to take this opportunity to apologise wholeheartedly for any upset of confusion caused.
Just so you know, what I'm doing is taking the title of a well known film, preferably one I like, and then inserting the word "al" into it somewhere so it sounds only a little bit different to how you would normally say it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Love Alctually

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

As below, I like this, but again, I'm not going to admit I like this film.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

you totally just did

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Oooooo, burn.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I see that,
however I would like to express my outrage at my life being made slightly more complicated than it needs to be. It was people like you making stuff slightly more complicated than it needed to be that lost us the Empire.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

^this
I'm old and get easily confused as it is.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

*pats hand sympathetically*
There there BGB. I'll go and put the kettle on shall I?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

What?
A week next Wednesday.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Putting on the kettle for a cup of the tea
That people like you are responsible for getting chucked into Boston harbour.

Why do you hate Britain, Al?
( Kroney, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Because it's largely full of cunts.
But it does have it's good points. There's Tayyabs. Errrrrr, my house. Errrrrrr, the wife. Errrrrrrrr ... ... some b3tans. Errrrrrr ... ... ...


No I'm out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Four Weddings and a FunerAl?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

That's good, but I wouldn't admit to liking that film.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

TerribAl Horse Porn IX

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

In fairness, yes, it was a fucking shit waste of time and celluloid that seems to be religiously wanked, fawned and gushed over by anybody who, presumably due to some birth defect or severe head trauma, actually believes "romantic comedies" to be funny.
Hmmm...BubbAl Ho-tep?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I found Hugh Grant's shorts and sandals combination
to be particularly offensive.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I just find Hugh Grant to be particularly offensive.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

sadly he is hot these days
it's a shame but he has gotten better with age. would. totally.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

The Albyss

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)

LethAl Weapon

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)

ALien
(3 obviously)
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

The Adventures of PriscillAl, Queen of the Desert

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Oh, definitely this

(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)