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I would keep my mouth fucking shut on many occasions and not get so drunk on 3.The one I just remembered still makes me kick myself.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:33,
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latest was 15 years ago)
...as have I.How are you doing, Mr DJ?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:36,
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Dr DJ :PI'm grand. Tempted to crack open my final beer before hitting the sack.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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It's up to you!I'm eating gum and watching Tool Academy. It's amazing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:40,
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Well. Share your misfortune.Come on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:36,
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Manage to make a fresh start with the boy I really, really liked.He'd agreed to sleep with me again, and was looking forward to it, and we were arranging it. I get drunk and miss him, so drunk-call him.
He tells me that I had him back, but he's changed his mind.
The fact he said I had him back hurt the most.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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One day you'll hear this sorry tale when you have a spare 3 hours.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:51,
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we can get 3 bottles of wine to go with it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:52,
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Do you really think the story will be that boring?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:58,
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She'll have to put up with me weeping.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:59,
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But you're full of awesome. You won't weep.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:01,
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Well take the awesome points anyway.I insist.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09,
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Thank you very much, love.-tucks into bra-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09,
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Bras are definitely handy storage places.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:25,
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Sometimes they even provide the taxi home!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:32,
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Nah, for things like hands.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:33,
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You're getting confused with pockets.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:38,
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Was it Steve Irwin?In which case, I think you've had your revenge.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:49,
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He was beautiful but we were very not right for each other.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:51,
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It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:52,
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Can you please persuade my 15 year old self that THIS IS NOT THE CASE(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:00,
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Time travelI hear you can achieve it if you pump your dick in and out of a Doberman fast enough.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09,
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Really?I've had burns, but I've yet to experience time travel.
And they can be quite nasty (the burns, not the dogs, the dogs? They LOVE IT).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:11,
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Could be onto something there.K9-KY
*Phones to go on the Dragons' Den*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:20,
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Which end have you been going from?You've got to go front end. Keep the teeth intact, they're the catalyst.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:20,
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88mph1.21 gigawatts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:22,
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You know what this means?This damned thing doesn't work!
*falls off the toilet, in some clock-hanging shenanigans*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:24,
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Well then why be sad?you're storing up a whole load of hurt when you know you weren't right for each other and thus it probably wouldn't have worked.
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I've only come to terms that we weren't right in the last few months.I get upset as he never agrees to any of my terms then complains I leave everything up to him. Agreed, left.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:58,
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"He'd agreed to sleep with me again"Aww, and they say romance is dead.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:03,
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Refused to kiss me, too.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:06,
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we should send an OT mob roundto beat him up. He sounds like a dick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:10,
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ROLL D20 FOR DAMAGE AND ADD WEAPON MODIFIERS!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:27,
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He would counter with science.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:28,
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Can't change the past loveI have a couple of those myself and whilst they still make me cringe I am working towards successfully repressing them and not making such an epic Katie-Price-size tit of myself on future occasions.
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It's just all the could-have-beens :(And also saving myself a lot of hurt by not doing stupid things, or people.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:40,
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But you can't change what's happenedthe only thing you're doing by let it continue to hurt you, is, well. Being hurt. Learn from it and let it go.
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