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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Might be going for a date on saturday
I got a maybe and as we all know when a girl says maybe that's a definate yes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Tell me, how do you do it? Do you just phone them up after meeting them? Do you text them or something?
What's your opener? "Hi, we meet at [x] yesterday, that was fun, I would like to meet you again sometime" ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Generally my style is ironic small talk
lunch/weather/how work is going etc.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)
So you meet someone at a pub or whatever, and then the next day you ask them what they're having for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Pretty much, not just lunch any boring subject
it's blatent that you're just doing it to talk to them but it's non threatening and usually kick starts a conversation.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)
What medium do you use if there is no face-to-face?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)
THE COCK-GAZ NEVER FAILS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Standard modern seduction process is
facebook chat
msn/gmail chat
email
text
phone
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Success rate?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I also skip the email one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
ha,
it increases for each level of the process but once you're at phone it's in the 90%s
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
standing outside there house at 1 am
killing their pets
stealing underwear
blackmail
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
you forgot "going through their trash"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
You want
to teach her the offside rule and then smash it up.

They love it!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Standard Monty seduction process is
meet them
wow them
fend them off
give in
PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Where's the "offer them a shit loads of drugs" step?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Eff that, bro.
Make THEM buy YOU the fuckin' MDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

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